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I need a lil vacation to decompress. I have a week off next month. Might have to make something shake.

Oh so the Beyonce Bowl IS still available on Netflix?! Bet!

Dear Flo app, I'm never paying for your services so stop asking!

My grandma tries to feed me every 5 minutes!

Listening to squabble up on full volume in the work bathroom is crazy work. I'm tapping my toes tho so go off sister 😂

I feel like every older black woman hits a “cut off all your hair” season in life. I’m not there yet, but I’m noticing it 😂 is it like a silent rite of passage?!

I still prefer physical copies of books lol

So glad I didn't give this nigga some 🐱

Dear my fellow millennials, Get off the Lil Wayne nostalgia. He is who he is in 2024. This ain’t the guy from 2004-2009.

I checked in my flight exactly 24 hrs before but I'm still deep in Boarding Group B!

"Exhibit A Your Honor, the defense rests...... *under breath* foh, man."

He still out there somewhere riding his bike into the sunset

"What A Time To Be In Court"

That TikTok dance to How Do You Want It has me in a chokehold!

To Drake:

You gotta advocate for yourself bc folks will get over on yo ass!

I wanna be an espresso martini

I am trying to take public transportation more instead of driving. I am trying to eliminate my spending at Walmart and Amazon entirely. I am trying to use less plastic. I am trying to eat less meat and never get fast food. These tiny acts of resistance add up. I recommend you all try to do the same.

Turn his streamin off Turn his streamin off

Drake is a pussassheaux

The UMG/Drake/Kendrick thing is what podcasts were made for

Small & intimate ceremony but a big reception/after party. I feel like everybody shouldn’t have access to the actual joining of the unions. Too many possibilities of monitoring spirits

Finally watching Book of Clarence.

He need to finish them damn books instead of tweeting

Bluesky seems to be eating twitters lunch

Whenever The Way by Jill Scott comes on, everything has to stop… The car, conversations, arguments, crying, phone calls, fist fights, all of it! It’s instant karaoke mode activated! 😂

I had a craving for greens so I'm cooking them at 8 at night 😂😩

It’s just something about Christmas music that makes my head swirl 💞

This fight was more intense than #TysonPaul

I enjoyed the women's fight over anything else!

i’m just glad he didn’t get ko’d

The #TysonPaul match basically

Lmao!!

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What’s going on up in here?

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