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The ancient historian reincarnated as a penguin. An apt and erudite apterydite.
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On a business trip in the US this week. Just had a colleague here start to cry when telling me how upset he was at Chump’s betrayal of Ukraine.

The ancient Greeks could never have thought of Coke Zero

Our family movie night this evening was Paddington in Peru. It was great fun. I can’t believe I actually cried.

Well that was weird. My iPhone just spontaneously deleted a selection of apps including Bluesky and WhatsApp. Very annoying. I wonder what else it removed that I haven’t spotted yet.

Ogden Nash's poem "To My Valentine" was published in the February 15, 1941 issue of The New Yorker. (image from The New Yorker archive)

If Doctor Seuss wrote erotica…

I've been gifted some papers from someone who worked on the Royal Navy ice patrol ship HMS Protector, which served in Antarctica in the 1960s, and if any ship had a better logo than its cheery nautical penguin I want to know about it. 🐧🐧🐧 #NavalHistory #MaritimeHistory

🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

Happy birthday to you In a year you’ll be two You’re the best social network Not involved in a coup

Somebody’s setting up a shell company…

Alexa, bring me a shrubbery.

Leopard: I will eat your face Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp

inside of me are two Beowulfs and i’ve been asked not to return to the library

I think I have a new favourite word. I just heard someone in the lift at work say (with no suggestion that this was intentional): “Her actions exasturbated the situation.”

Excellent thread ⏬⏬

Possibly an ancestor of mine…

NRM has officially stopped using Twitter (X). Celebrate with us by giving us a follow! Thanks! 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺 #RejoinEU

I want to remind Londoners that our city is—and always will be—a place for everyone. We’ll continue to celebrate London as the diverse, open and welcoming city it is.

Roses are redde Noble are the manatees Yf we wante a bettir future Teach artes & humanityes

Idea: a running app for middle aged people like me, where after a few years, the words “Personal best” change to “What you could do when you were younger”.

The city also has a great selection of plaques marking places of historical significance.

Norwich’s main station reflects the city’s history as an outpost of the Austro-Hungarian empire.

Where’s diss?

Wrong to Brexit without a plan? Oh, the toxic pushback when some of us said this at the time. And now the Leader of the Opposition says it.