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"Ruin?"

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͏͏͏ ‍*S ┈ Class Hero ﹑ Genos is on the scene. ㅤ

"Is that what you call it?" He seemed exasperated, this conversation was beginning to drag on. His mind began to drift to other things that weren't so... Troublesome. Then again, what he had said had gone totally over her head, but maybe he should have expected that too. "No, nothing like that. —

"Well, you're in my personal space and you're touching my cape. I didn't take you for a mugger." Not that it really mattered in any case. Either way, it was immaterial. Flashy chicks weren't his style either. "And no. I can't fly. Otherwise I would've flown outta here already."

"Yea, I'm a hero." Deducing that couldn't have been that hard. However, her pinching and poking at this cape was just a bit more than uncomfortable, so he asked the only question he could think of with the straightest, most unreadable face— "Are you hitting on me?"

"So you're like a self help guru? No thanks." If there was one thing he didn't need, it was any sort of self help or therapy, whatever it was going to be called. "Oh cool, your hair changed back."

So few fights... Must... Power nap...

A Disaster Level Dragon Monster attacking Z-City just happened to appear close by to where he had conveniently been shopping. Seeing no reason not to help out, Saitama confronted the giant dragonoid lizard monster, unaware that @tornadodrop.bsky.social had already been there. As with so many —

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's Drive Thru

{THEY CAME FROM THE CHAOSVERSE!} >[Recent Cases] >[The Ivo Files] Investigate the Case? >[Yes] [No]

// DONT SHOOT

bsky.app/profile/amon...

Been on the moon. Can confirm it's not cheese.

// That Saiyan has a GUN

"It was either that or you're selling something." A new Cosplay Cafe? Those weren't really his thing though... Maybe Genos would like it. "So, what is it then?"

⠀ㅤ⠀ᯓ★ ⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐄 ! ˎˊ˗ ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ #MVRP / #RUMICRP

"Dude... Stop staring." He doesn't know what he's trying to get across, but he's getting the feeling that he's being mocked for being bald

"Uh huh. So what are you, a super model or something?" He picked at his ear, moreso curious as to why anyone would do something like this in front of a total stranger. Stunning though? Maybe? It's not like he had a lot to go off of in reference.

Once again, the day is saved... And it didn't spark any emotion at all. "Come on..."

Of course it was. Unimpressed, unenthused, or just tired of this altogether it was hard to tell—

⠀ 𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜'𝗠 𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗦𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗟 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧, 𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗥𝗔𝗣 𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗟 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗣𝗦 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 #OCRP + #MVRP ⠀

"Uh... Thanks." He's not really a hat guy though...

"I don't remember saying that." A fan? Was she crazy? He just met her. Why were all the women he ran into so strange.

"All I did was compliment your hair..." It all went right over his head...

"Thanks. Nice... Green hair, I guess."

Sup.

༝ ⠀ 𝓤𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑰 𝓣𝑺𝑼𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑶. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❲ ⠀. . . 🌙🪽🩷✨⠀༝ ⠀ ❳ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀༝ ⠀ ╱⠀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀› ⠀⠀ multi-verse, non-canon. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀› ⠀⠀ third person lit, multi para. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀› ⠀⠀ 12+ years of experience. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀› ⠀⠀ canon divergent. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀› ⠀⠀ oc friendly. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀› ⠀⠀ #swrp #esrp #mvrp

ㅤ TEMP-PIN. ㅤ

Sounds like a plan to me

Kick his ass Genos

Why not

I'm late (in typical Saitama fashion)

Me at the VERY outskirts