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it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the time of rubes and influencers, of hucksters and dolts, of Don Quixote and Don Juan

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yo this need some seasoning? blows fattest weed cloud on your 8-year old’s birthday cake

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No other president in history has let themselves be photographed in the Oval Office while they’re beneath a “public” official. If you want to know who really runs this country, look at who stands over our President

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We are grateful to the orphanage (641 W 31st St) for letting us use their space to host a cold weather tgirl picnic! There will be a few people around to help run the space but same business as usual: Come hang out, bring snacks. Be sure to respect the space and leave it as clean as you found it.

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deleting because i’m having too many freak outs a day from what i see here. stay strong trans brothers and sisters. we will not be erased or destroyed

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When you’re stressed, you tend to fall back upon old, comforting behaviors for stability. Who wants to join me in an expedition to the bar? See what flavors of Kool-Aid they might have on tap?

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Infuriating that my online stream of personalities silently and collectively agreed that the “dark side” to David Lynch was his commitment to Transcendental Meditation. It seems like a bad entity, but why not dip your toe in a widely beloved practice, especially if your hero TRULY believes in it

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The head of the Chicago Teachers’ Union said she regretted having kids at the January Chicago Public Board Meeting — general vibe’s feeling positive 😐 😐😑😑😑😑😑😐😐😐😑😑😐😑😐😑😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😑😐😑😐😑😑😐😑😑😐😑😑😐😑😐😐😑😐😐😑😐😑😑😐😑😐😐😑😐😐😑😐😑😑😐😐😐😑😐😐😑😐😑😐😐😑😐🫥😑🫥😑😐😑😑😑😐😑😐🫠😑🫠🫥🫥😑🫥🤫😑🤫😑😐😑😐😑😐😐😐😐😑😐😑🫥😑😐😑😐🫥😐🫥😑🫥🫥😑🫥😑😐😐😐😑😐🫥😑🫥🫥😑🫥😑🫥🫥🫥🫥😑🫥🫥😑🫥🫥😑🫥😑

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Instant Messaging Groupchats for business are a great way to learn what your bosses are really like. For example, I know the head of my division primarily through the “yummy” AI generated food he shared

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Tapping the sign until morale improves

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Take a break from reading about the dissolution of the American state and indulge in the whimsy of the Baumbach brigade freebodydiagram.substack.com/p/movie-view...

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Emailed the head of LGBTQ policy saying “Hey! Are we doing anything to help the trans children we serve?” and got a firm “Yes! Sign up for this Professional Development Day in March :)”

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virtue signaling is real but only if you watch the coen brothers “leftistly”

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PUERTO RICAN USED CAR SALESMAN TV AD: ¡Ay Deal-os Mios!

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Trump has made good on his campaign promise to target drug dealers by crippling caffeine distribution — the age of adderall begins anew

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New Writing on a High School Favorite Documentary open.substack.com/pub/freebody...

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When they go low, we go high. Kill Em With KIND NESS

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Nordstroms + Rack

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when will the self-diagnosed schizos pony-up and post proof that they can tickle themselves into a laughing fit

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VATICAN III: We’re bringing back the Latin Mass but GrokAI will be providing a real-time translation feed on the jumbotron

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the three most important cinema to the today’s youth: “The Corpse Bride”,, “Rachel Sennot” ,,, and “Hitting a Triple Blinker while Returning an Opened Toothbrush (TARGET CASHIER CRIED)”

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Well, my husband’s the breadwinner, my job is to support him! [she dutifully crossposts the daily video of him pissing his pants until a fan pays him to stop]

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Sometimes when my gf gets upset, I just roast her emotional logic til she starts laughing. Half the time, strong emotions are actually a cry to not be taken seriously. This involves more real listening than does taking someone's feelings at face value.

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feeling like the dragon of chaos whenever i try to speak to anyone with 80,000+ yearly spotify listening minutes

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Kanye’s The Life of Pablo continues to age like fine wine: threatening violence on adults for hypothetical violations of his hypothetical child’s right to extracurricular athletic excellence? The Spirit of this anti-trans push. Even gets the pedophilic undertones by calling his behavior “Diddy shit”

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the most healing psych ward imaginable has a light that goes out everyday that the patients all have to work together to fix

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Newly launched, starting in Chicago: Landlord Mapper, an ambitious resource meant to aid tenant organizing and increase transparency of rental property ownership. The site combines rote ownership info with network graphs of likely related entities, building violation info, etc. landlordmapper.org

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PROPOSAL: Google and IBM form into one quantum computing master comapny, put every data center and quantum computing complex to mining bitcoin, making the US worth so much money that the world owes us for all of the free floating valueless value we created ❤️‍🔥

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as much as trans people are obviously a high target and as much as we’re going to face immediate material consequences, we’d do really well to remember that this is a very broad reactionary movement and we can and should exist in solidarity with non-trans women, cis gays broadly, immigrants, etc

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[giving my father financial advice] you’re about to get pumped and dumped

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imagine what a guy who chainsmoked doing tbe newspaper crossword would’ve done for one of these bad boys

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me and also some of y’all

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Following back old high school teachers is currently paying dividends

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I’m walking down the stairs into the club at 2:45 AM literally marrionetted by thin silver strings which stretch from limb to limb to heaven above

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boxd.it/8vOSWr Well worth the authenticity

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one ticket to Crash (1996) on glorious 35mm, please. And yes, that is real piss + motor oil soaking my jeans ;)

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bitches love to be like “Haha! She thinks she is being “gangstalked” by the forces around her! What a silly online joke, but these people deserve our pity and mental health support” and then proceed to pathologically refuse to be alive in public for fear of ending up in a cringe compilation

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