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hester-paradice.bsky.social
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the thing is, i really *do* want to win stupid prizes from playing stupid games. i love prizes.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Distant days

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

My old man's a hat thief He wears a dustman's hat

submitted 570 days ago • 5 comments

ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me MAN: *tambourine noise* ME: great

submitted 608 days ago • 45 comments

I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian! Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why". Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...

submitted 170 days ago • 34 comments

I hear the Miniature Counterfeiters' Guild is accepting new applicants, if you're looking to make a little coin

submitted 43 days ago • 21 comments

submitted 46 days ago • 15 comments

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

submitted 54 days ago • 267 comments

helene appel sink (with dishes) acrylic, oil, & lacquer on linen

submitted 55 days ago • 8 comments

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates

submitted 59 days ago • 59 comments

Using a ouija board but it keeps saying, "I'm just a bit of wood with some letters drawn on, yes I have a surprising amount of sentience considering. But very few insights which would benefit you directly"

submitted 63 days ago • 4 comments

🦄🔗REFUSE TO BE PREY🔗 latest linocut! 8.5x10

submitted 66 days ago • 5 comments

source: wondermark.com/c/1357/

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

At almost 2,000 years old, this child’s wooden toy sword for ‘playing soldiers’ is a remarkable survival from Roman times! Dimensions: 29 cm (L) x 4.7 cm (W) From Vindolanda, a fort on the Roman Empire’s northern frontier. 📷 by me #RomanFortThursday #Archaeology

submitted 65 days ago • 14 comments

contrary to what some people say, there is a way to tell if an artist you love is problematic. the first thing you need is a really, really big scale. the old fashioned hanging kind with a pan on each side. next you need a feather, preferably from an ostrich. now comes the hard part,

submitted 67 days ago • 29 comments

The things we find. #beachcombing #plasticarchaeology #anthropocene

submitted 71 days ago • 7 comments

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

submitted 71 days ago • 59 comments

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

submitted 72 days ago • 56 comments

continuing to enjoy @pancelor.bsky.social's pancelor.itch.io/make-ten although I suspect the fact that my top score is now 434 might mean I've been playing it a little too much

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 76 days ago • 211 comments

'A Black Cat Holliday' (1905) Charles Robinson

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments