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Crazy AF.

You know we're in trouble when Ron DeSantis starts making sense.

I wonder if the White House press corps ( aka The Softball Team ) is going to ask Trump if has anything to do with Project 2025 yet...

Who in THE FUCK voted for Apartheid Clyde?

When I saw the disgusting "trump Gaza" video this morning, the bile rose to my throat. I won't share it. Instead, help me promote this counter narrative by Tala, from Gaza. "Gaza is not yours to take. Gaza is ours, and we are still here. This is our land." BRAVO to her strength and DEFIANCE. 🥹💪

If you tell the truth, they'll get you fired. Ask Jim Acosta, @mehdirhasan.bsky.social, and @joyreid.bsky.social. We are currently living in a dictatorship.

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This Netflix series "ZERO DAY" must have been written 10 minutes ago. It sure has a lot of fucking similarities to the fuckery we've been dealing with. Tech billionaires, shady billionaires, militias, Alex Jones like character, ahiesty Congress people.,..

I see the USA hockey team lost to Canada after a call from Trump. Oh well. Everything this MF touches, dies.

Trump said that Ukraine started the war with Russia...yeah, I remember when Ukraine invaded Moscow. That shit was crazy.

Glitch The Bitch McConnell retires after 200 years in the Senate fucking up the country. McConnell was literally the reason why we couldn't have nice things. As proof of his desire to destroy America, today he voted to confirm Kash Patel.

This is my opinion...if people keep protesting Trump and all the bullshit that he's doing, Trump is going to send checks to everyone, like the stimulus checks. He's going to say it's a result of all the "WASTE & FRAUD" that DOGE is finding. That will be a lie.

Daniel Dale, as ever, doing the Lord’s work:

Man, did y'all know that Fillmore Slim is still alive? He's 90 fucking years old. The game has been good to him, for real.

So, when Apartheid Clyde gets done are we going to be "X AMERICA" or "AMERICA X"? Either name would make "AMERICAN HISTORY X" hit a little harder.

Yeah, George Soros and Bill Gates are terrible people. O wait, you mean Apartheid Clyde...he's such an imp.

I want to move to NYC just so I can vote against Eric Adams.

Watching a WINNING TIME marathon on HBO. It's a damn shame people don't remember what a great coach Bird was. He only coached 3 years but he was like, 150-90 or something. @dartadams.bsky.social

Exactly. 🎯

The only Murdoch with a soul.

I'm telling my grandkids that this was Marjorie Traitor Greene.

Basically all of the soldiers KIA after the Civil War died for nothing. Fascism is right here. America could have just surrendered after Pearl Harbor if this is where we were gonna end up anyway. At least it would have saved a lot of lives. 🤷🏾‍♂️

The White House press corps, who I like to call "THE SOFTBALL TEAM", is fucking failing us. Why are they actually mentioning Apartheid Clyde with anything but scorn? NOBODY FUCKING ELECTED ELON MUSK!!!

For the longest time America has been doing shit that we thought only other countries did. Deposing other countries rulers / backing coup d'e tats, arming countries like Israel to destroy places like Gaza, while still pretending to be the good guy. Now the gloves are off, no™ more pretending.

Naw, Putin will ALWAYS hold rank over Trump. Actually, Trump is fourth in the Axis Of Evil hierarchy after Putin, Apartheid Clyde, and Kim Jong Un. We actually have to root for Iran now. Politics / geopolitics do indeed make some strange bedfellows.

I don't know if y'all have figured it out yet, but America is joining the Axis Of Evil. We're going to be more Hydra than S.H.I.E.L.D, more Kaos than CONTROL, and way more COBRA than G.I. Joe.

...and there it is.

I wrote this shit about Drake in 2009. It aged well. allhiphop.com/uncategorize...

Republicants don't care about America. They really confirmed Valentina Allegra de Fontaine as the DNI. That's fucking insane.

Just saw a meme on IG that said "SUPER CALLOUS FRAGILE RACIST SEXIST NAZI POTUS". I'm still laughing.

Did Harvard announce their doctoral program on "African American Symbolism And Its Effect On Modern Culture, Centered Around Kendrick Lamar's Halftime Performance" yet?

I remember that time Barack Obama had a press conference in the Oval Office with George Soros.

Seconded.

I can't believe these imbeciles elected this fucking idiot again. Americans never cease to disappoint.

Impeach President Musk.

I don't know what's funnier; the MAGAts having mental breakdowns about the Kendrick SB halftime show, or the Ted Talks his performance inspired.

Check out me and J Rawls on The Tonight Show with @jimmyfallon.bsky.social and the legendary Roots crew performing our song Native Sons from The Confidence Of Knowing album! youtu.be/GM97JXaLQbU?...

Ryan Clark is GIVING IT to Shannon Sharpe. GOOD.

Naw, Stephen A, you can't ride against Patrick Mahomes now. You've been drinking PM flavored protein ALL year. Now he's the worst QB ever. GTFOHWTB. I'm just making jokes about him, even I know that Mahomes is fucking great.

I'm gonna make a mixtape of all of Jasmine Crockett's rants shitting on Republicants. I'm gonna put all of them over diss track instrumentals; HIT EM UP, NO VASELINE, LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, AGAINST ALL ODDS, JACK THE RIPPER, PLAYERS, ETHER...

When Jasmine Crockett starts talking the ETHER instrumental instantly starts playing out of nowhere.

Whutupdoe

Go buy you some white folks, Kweli. Naw, go make them drink out of the fucked up water fountain. Matter of fact, just go appraise some white person's home for a few hundred thousand less than it's worth when they're trying to sell it, you racist fuck.