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he/they cookin up some kinda witch's bwew 🧉
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JUST PUT SPIDER-MAN IN THE FUCKING GOOP ALREADY

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Saltburn was a movie about guerilla class warfare

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ever since i was a little boy i dreamed of dying in a concussive blast wave

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Jeff Bezos should rename his space program to yellow destination and fly into the sun

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I am like actually buggin' out checking the news over and over waiting for any sort of sensible response or plan from democrats on what they're gonna do about any of this besides wag their fingers and go "you can't do that!" while the fascists do that.

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adding huge marble balls to the Washington monument in protest

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a year of degeneracy in review #warframe2024

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Gonna give some birds human flu to show them we're not fucking around

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If headlight fluid isn't real why does it taste so good?

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

here you go

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

Trump denounced the “nasty, so-called Bishop” as a “Radical Left Trump hater” & accused her of bringing “her church into politics.” Fake Christians say this when confronted with how every GOP value is opposite of Jesus’ actual teachings. Republicans dragged THEIR churches into (right-wing) politics.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

My review of sea monkeys 4/10 - too much sea, not enough monkey

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Scientifically, the best song to be serial killed to is California dreamin'

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she please inserts on my cash till I select payment type

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art students from expensive schools are insufferable

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that image from tron: ares looks cool but daft punk walked into the ocean so I don't care

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

hot take but the current officialized state of sports betting in the U.S. seems really bad for people and no amount of "gamble responsibly, if you are not gambling responsibly please call the gamble more responsibly hotline" in tiny print at the bottom of the ESPN ads will make it better

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Count Orlok's prosthetic vampire penis is completely overshadowed by his massive Bavarian moustache

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

butter up bucklecup, it's gonna be a real one

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Ask not for whom the hog swangs, it swangs for thee

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if you or your leaky snot brat are sick and you insist on going to a densely packed public place no mask no nothing fuck you fuck you fuck you 1000x fuck you go fester eternally in the garden of nurgle you agent of plague piece of shit

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

yeah you could say I'm the North East regional account manager of sex

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

in my studies of Solomon and St. Cyprian I have learned the proper sigils and materials necessary to summon and dispel the demon "Paypal"

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me: he’s not evil exactly but he hates Christmas for his own reasons french stepfather: he feels how you say? rejeté by ze Whos? spurned like a lover? me: exactly

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Jim Carey really do be serving up grunt in his cover of you're a mean one

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Edgar Allen Poe really was a mopey ahh bitch like "waaah waaah boohoo my cousinwife died" 😭

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The look on my patient's face when when I write him a prescription for a ticket to see the great clown Pagliacci

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antivax ideology is a thinly veiled scheme to cull the poor

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

whoever the first trillionaire ends up being should absolutely go in the bottomless pit

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

i am convinced that these people are death worshippers who want to spread as much disease and sickness as possible (i also think this is all tied up in eugenic beliefs about the “survival of the fittest” www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...

submitted 82 days ago • 2856 comments

bruh my nose so runny a perfectly functional refrigerator couldn't catch it

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BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it

submitted 87 days ago • 170 comments

can't believe the US Navy sunk all the 16th century ghost ships. really fucked up the ectosystem of the east coast and caribbean.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

The most chilling short story I’ve ever read.

submitted 87 days ago • 15 comments

the way every comment section for every article on reddit about Israel is super astroturfed with pro IDF propaganda is actually disgusting

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

this means I get to fuck the owl now

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

gonna put a bumper sticker on the back of my brigantine that says "I anchor for booty isle"

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

reply to this with your best ghost encounter story plz

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Republican refusal to enact any gun control in response to school shootings feels less like gross negligence and moreso like willful sacrificing to moloch

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"- lasting for 8 months in an event referred to by historians as the Long Thanksgiving."

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YARR CAP'N BUSH, THE SHIP HAS STRUCK A SECOND ROCK!

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