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broke: l rizz woke:

it lowkey sucks that if ur american ur just kinda guaranteed to have some sort of oral health issues at some point if u ever don't have insurance or get too depressed or any other number of other things

praying tonight for my boy holden bloodfeast as the 24-foot tall erection he is experiencing will likely cause a medical emergency by diverting a significant amount of blood flow away from his brain, killing him within minutes. then he is crushed by the weight of his own cock. truly a sad outcome

a bike trail through the forest composed entirely of trapdoors

minnesota-based band called Ordinal, call that northwest emo

all i’m saying is that if pope leo was from south bend he would’ve never been promoted from being a cardinal

getting feet pics from someone named wit who calls their feet brevity as a sort of pet name

jerma pride flag i saw at the parade today

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the fire sprinklers at work kinda look like flowers

do i hate myself or has it just been too long since i last shaved my face