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hey0hey.bsky.social
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The prophecy foretold this...

Viewer beware 😯 you're in for a scare! 😧

You cannot do shit on YouTube anymore. I'm listening to a lovely song and not a second after it's over there's some sort of mass shooting gun death kill kill kill advertisement. Fucking pissed

I was today years old when I found out that Advil Liquigels are actually chewables... 🤔🤦‍♂️ #relatable

Hella froggy out... like maybe silent hill

Cannot stand going to see big pictures at the theater. Half an hour of trailers and they all suck. I'm going to start breaking stuff

Why does the Wikipedia search box have autocorrect. Like fuck YOU

Suh spendid on twitter... what's going on here

Put me in, coach!

Big dog status it ain't no secret

This ones a classic

I always felt the cultural implication was that Christine was lame and corny but it was literally so sweet and fun

@dyl8n.bsky.social hold up

Keeping it real! Real deal. Let's make a deal

Just shootin the breeze

What's funny bugs bunny

You ever call customer support at 1 am just cause

Oh my goddddd SEND HIS ASS PACKING #BB25

I'm just chilling! In froggy rapids

Anyone ever see the monkey inside themselves? Like when I pet animals in my head I see the videos of chimpanzees petting kittens and it's like.... I'm doing it the same way as them

Nothing makes you want to kill yourself more than the roomba getting stuck