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heybails.bsky.social
Wilco, Phish, fishing, and stuff. Chaotic good.
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Hooters is gonna rise from Bankruptcy as a courier service like PostMates but with objectified women as the drivers. Call it InstaCunt.

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Not just “a” sandwich, but the *best* sandwich.

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New @wilcohq.bsky.social shirt, who dis?

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A horror movie spoof of the Meg about a shark that boofs swimmers to death. Call it The Peg.

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Hey @zzbenz.bsky.social are we all now in our Nun era since we’re taking a break from dicks this year?

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Ngl, kinda bummed that the Chicago Halloween rumor most likely isn’t gonna pan out but still pumped for more UC shows.

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I have this theory that Phish only has like 40-50k fans. However, those fans see multiple shows a tour, hence why it seems like there’s way more.

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My parents are coming back from a cross country road trip and I’m super excited to see what souvenirs* they’ve brought me. *pot. They’re bringing me pot.

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Run up the score!

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Harriet is still my Number 1 girl

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They just updated our snow forecast and I’d rather be giving 4-8” than receiving it.

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They not like us … @pitchfork.com

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I don’t know who mentioned it first, but thanks to everyone here that hyped the new Moe album. It is indeed incredible.

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70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

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all fight songs should have versions like this @halleycomet3.bsky.social @steelytom1.bsky.social

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In honor of Wilco releasing the AGIB anniversary box set, here’s one of the most impactful lyrics in my life, committed forever in my handwriting

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One of my personal top 5 all time favorite records

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Graeter’s is amazing and Skyline chili has its place. Mixed with Graeter’s ain’t it though.

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My toxic trait is putting peanut butter on a blueberry bagel.

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See all you wooks in Seattle!

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A gentle reminder

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Anyway, everyone already knows about my fantastic diction

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Easily worth the $5

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