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sending an email to all federal agencies with the subject “I know 5 things you did last summer”

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by the power vested in me by the state of disarray, I hereby sentence you to a nightmare blunt rotation of the court’s choosing

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ouroboros but it’s an elephant sucking itself off

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She Walden on my Pond till I dissappear

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing rfk knows about Healthcare is how to find a vein

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

You can protest, but only in a way where nobody sees, hears, or notices you. Avoid solidarity at all costs 🤷🏽‍♀️

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Mass demonstrations in #SanDeigo against #ICE and in solidarity with immigrant workers targeted by Trump last night were attacked by riot police in heavily armored vehicles with tear gas, after protesters rallied and occupied streets with flags and music for hours. Photos via /omartineztj.

submitted 30 days ago • 26 comments

she bobbin on my boucher till i waterboy

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

submitted 40 days ago • 75 comments

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Pretty disgusting that Air Bud can dominate human sports, but I’m arrested for joining a greyhound race.

submitted 461 days ago • 1 comment

Me when I'm eating a BLT

submitted 473 days ago • 0 comments

Working hard or hardly working? (obsessively reading r/amitheasshole at work)

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments

whatEVER

submitted 489 days ago • 0 comments

PARENTS PLEASE BE CAREFUL! look what I found in my candy this year 🥺

submitted 493 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry but this is THE GIRLS ROOM

submitted 503 days ago • 1 comment

using one of these to steal a cops gun

submitted 506 days ago • 16 comments

Everybody should be stealing a little treat for themselves at least once a week

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It's like the snail in adventure time but it's just a lone hidden vape in pics of me and my friends

submitted 509 days ago • 0 comments

Dianne Fetus becomes latest term abortion in history at 90 years old.

submitted 521 days ago • 0 comments

Will never forget Diane Feinstein for saying "fuck them kids"

submitted 521 days ago • 1 comment