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Makes things, smokes weed, has dog, streams games. Drag when i feel like it. Twitch.tv/heygetjaxed
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Really trying not to doom scroll. But…. WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK WAS THAT MEETING.

Bestie calling me at 8 am then going “why are u awake” is psychotic behaviour

Home from vacation! Gonna hang and play some games for a bit over on Twitch.tv/heygetjaxed

Rejuvinated 🌴❤️

I miss my house and my dog, but my lord the urge to miss my flight and just start working on a farm with some coffee and goats off the grid

Not dead just out of office for a few days 🌴🤭. First proper vacation in 5 years 🫠

Describe your taste in men using four actors:

The doodle / the product Self portrait Week 2/52.

Powering through the whole twilight saga just so i can rewatch the avengers level vampire battle at the end

Ive embarked on a 52 week self portrait project. And i have reshot this weeks self portrait 3x. Having a week for one image is both too much time. And not enough

Got the flu, but netflix added miss congeniality so im at peace

I feel more psychotic taking self portraits in public, than all my years riding the mta in full drag. And im talking id sit on the n train fully painted blue eating a slice of pizza.

Im really proud of myself for sticking to my guns on a longterm project for the year. But o my lord what did i get myself into 😭. One of the hardest things is accepting that sometimes u have to redo the piece 🫠

“Say Drake 😀” Quick sketch of Kendrick #halftime

Monday update working on some projects. Thrifted these pants and my tits look nice

Okay “allies”. Sometime its important to 🤫. “Not like us” is not for you, “partition” was not for you. Sometimes its important to think critically before you complain about not getting a super bowl dance bop for drag queens to do at brunch yesterday.

This video will make your day ❤️🐿

“not like us”

More of this, America.

I really just spent the past two hours attempting to find the “perfect” air horn . Mp3 to put on top of my “drag queen explosion record scratch skibidity gyatt” .mp3

The new “your friendly neighborhood spider-man” is 👨‍🍳 💋

DOJA CAT, RAYE, AND LISA ARE GOING TO BE ON ONE TRACK TOGETHER. I AM NOT PREPARED.

Finally something correct in 2025, sooo happy for one of the hardest working most deseving divas. Now. RUN HER HER CHECK!

Accidental self portrait with Bastion

Mostly feeling a way about this cause this was a “friend” but like…. Clearly that can be tossed away when it Dosnt work in your favor

Ooof, girl i went to high school with modeling career flopped. Sooooo shes no longer a lesbian and works for the young republicans tiktok, and blames her ill success on brat summer and the liberal agenda. Maybe u just wernt a good model?

Gymed, groceried, now time to hide from the rain and game 🤭 Twitch.tv/heygetjaxed

The main character energy i have walking my dog in the woods while listening to Eusexua is unmatched

Found my elfy ears 🤭 Hopping back into baldurs gate Twitch.tv/heygetjaxed

The SF ballet is LIT

When i say this is instantly one of my new favorite movies. 10/10 no notes.

Happy friday its raining so im Hanging out on twitch.tv/heygetjaxed for a bit

On top of everything. These damn groceries expensive as hell.

I was carried, it was nice “we” won

About to lose a marvel rivals girly pop tournament, come give me support while i play support Twitch.tv/heygetjaxed