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Scamp era. Grieving seagull widow. Your favourite cryptid's favourite cryptid. OFMD Brainrot 24/7. Ed Teach Defense Squad. "The stepdad who stepped up" - bonnypitty https://ko-fi.com/heyhayley
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Can't sleep :(

πŸ‘½ New comic: Alien Landing πŸ‘½

Shaun of the Dead AU. Ed is Shaun, Stede is Liz. Izzy ends up zombified in the shed.

Iktr

Just popped these fridge magnets up in my ko-fi if anyone feels like gayifying their kitchen (I'm asking Β£15 for the set and will donate Β£10 to my local charity Rainbow Home that supports LGBTQ+ asylum seekers here in North East England)

Dunno if I like this new Fortnite chapter there's no more trolls to get gold weapon upgrades from :(

youtu.be/yn2WN6TIiro?... This popped up on my feed this morning. So good.

ARE YOU NOT TIRED??? LOG OFF

Orphan Black but it's all the women who claim to be Madeline McCann

he certainly is saying some lines in this show huh

It's time for #StepDadEdWeek! Your family is my family.πŸ’œ All types of creations are welcome! All ships & children are also welcome, including OCs. Have fun!

You're laughing. David Jenkins is harming queer people by making middle aged men kiss on screen and you're laughing.

Realized I should maybe post my own frame huh? Frame 172 😌 #YouWearFineFramesWell #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

When you get to a traffic light just as it turns red and you wait but then end up waiting so long you could have easily crossed. EMBARRASSING

Woke up feeling grumpy about pokemon card scalpers of all things

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

Post a meme made by you

Watching the Gabby Petito documentary and I hope the Laundrie family burn in their own special hell with the Moab police :)

Fucking hell, this. Not to sound old but kids don't know how bad it was even 15-20 years ago. I stayed up late to watch an advert because it had a gay couple in it (it was banned before 11pm or something stupid). Can you imagine asking "uMmM, bUt iS tHe WrItEr queer??" with that crumb of rep?

Further research needed

Important task this weekend: buy a cute laptop bag

Have you voted for Jes today? πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

For #WIPWednesday, please enjoy a VERY advanced sneak peek of my upcoming time travel fic, Gayifying Blackbeard (or how Stede Bonnet traveled back in time and met the love of his life), wherein it’s illegal to gayify an historical figure without their written consent #ofmdfic #gentlebeard