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heyitsawilson.bsky.social
crispy she/her trans gal who just can’t sit in chairs right if you’re here because i didn’t suck felon 47’s toes with you, lmaoooo
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You’re telling me an un crusted a ble? Shit You’re telling me a micro waved this oven? Fuck hold on You’re telling me a ginger fried this-goddammit I’m trying, y’all!

Post a picture from around 10 years ago eugh i can smell this image

Comedy idea: Act 1: a group of actors performs a scene that takes approximately five minutes. Act 2: The stage is reset for the same scene, this time with a 3 minute timer. They can talk a little faster and ignore props, but they still have to stick close to the original.

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SON OF HAROLD’S EARTH” ~Ashley Wilson, 2025

this closet is starting to suffocate me

Saw an old ghost from the past today. Mixing up my emotions hella bad rn.

That’s a spicy meat-a-ball (laser)! Apparently the neck is one of the most painful areas to get done. And the smell of burning hair is not great. But the pain doesn’t last very long after the session, and the aloe vera right after is a GODSEND!

Just about to walk into the laser clinic. Wish me luck

God, writer’s block sucks!

thinking on publishing more trans related content on my youtube channel

i feel called out

Imma just leave this here

hello, do you have time for our lord and studvior grant anthony o’brien?

Thought I felt something in my shirt pockets at work. Turns out it was just my boob. Y’ALL IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING

Contrary to popular belief, the Chicago River isn't dyed green for St. Patrick's Day. It was permanently stained green following an incident on August 8th, 2004. Google "Chicago River Incident" for more info

My boss: *yells at me for abandoning my post for half an hour after a customer who traumatized me comes in* Also my boss: *once spent an hour in the bathroom on a busy day* *vanishes without a trace for no reason multiple times a day* *got yelled at for working on his own car on company time*

trans women when spironolactone

she chicken on my pot ‘till i pie

Search term: LGBTQ+ friendly jobs near me DuckDuckGo top result: Latter-Day Saint Employment Services Like hell I’d trust a mormon employer in deep red Utah to even hire me!

I’m far enough into HRT that I can no longer open spaghetti sauce jars anymore 🥲

blue collar ain’t just for cis men, y’all