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"The Only Protest They'd Accept," from 2020

The new arsys marvel game is gonna be so funny like it's gonna have a ton of modern arcsys dna in it cause of course it is and people are gonna be so mad. Im already seeing people doom about there seemingly being wall breaks. I cant wait.

a big sandwich will save your life

Honestly this is just incredible content.

Mans said “we are going to close the department of education then… ensure”

If you open the anti-trans HHS report’s appendix in NotePad, you’ll see that it was compiled by Alex Byrne. The appendix is a rigorous, scientific overview of systematic reviews. Alex Byrne is an MIT philosophy professor with no apparent background in science, let alone expertise in it.

Was lucky enough to join a bunch of folks who are working on a massive video about reviewing 100 indie games. Ended up going with Brutal Orchestra for my pick of game to review "Nothing will ever be the same."

We live in a time where talentless white comedians dominate the internet but spend all day complaining about how they'll be cancelled for saying a slur. Yet one of their former heroes (Bill Burr) is destroying their reputation by actually punching up for a change...

the media is going to assist in making youth transgender care illegal and then they’ll move onto their next goal of making it illegal across the board. anyone going along with this is a fascist

the state of country music: Tucker Wetmore's new album features three songs with the word "whiskey" in the title and at least two others with "whiskey" in the chorus -- "Goodbye Whiskey" appears in the first half, but the album ends with "Whiskey Again"

One of my all time favorite Lucas moments was when he and Coppola strong armed Fox to produce movies for Akira Kurosowa and essentially revived his career. Every Kurosowa film we have after 1980 is due to Lucas and Coppolas standing up for their fellow artist.

"MMMM I LOVE GRUEL. I LOVE EATING COLD PORRIDGE LIKE A DICKENSIAN WAIF" -average oatmeal enjoyer looking at overnight oats

Cine2nerdle is amazing because it can be going fine, we could be having a great time going bar for bar on Sandler movies; and then suddenly i just left you in the Safdieverse. Good luck figuring out how to get out of Heaven Knows What LOL

The neo-nazi who debated Sam Seder on American values and the country not being a melting pot turned out to be an immigrant herself. She must have freaked out and spoken to Rebel News because her entire page on the web site just got deleted to try and hide her Canadian identity

no matter how hard the right wishes, “i want to exist” and “i want to kill you” are not competing positions with equal moral weight

A sitting congressman calling Elon Musk a dick is now considered a threat by the DOJ and are now starting a criminal investigation. This is the death of free speech in the United States.

this is the opener from the mesa 12West brewing comedy show that nazis passed out fliers at. fuck that place never will spend a dime there.

Saw the Whining Pig by my place closed down and then went to see what took over and it's a fucking 12 west brewing. I'd rather be sober than drink Nazi beer.

Trump sparks outcry with implication that DEI policies are at fault in D.C. midair collision www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/...

This paragraphs says it all.

i need a hug.

People can craft such beautiful thoughts into things and I feel like I'm broken. Like I can't make anything, only consume.

Jeremy Strong’s outfit is a tribute to Kid Spearmint, a hip-hop pioneer I just made up

everyone who was bitching about the lighting in wicked compared to the wizard of oz

@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social Been watching since 2016, so I wanted to pay some tribute as a token of my appreciation & finally submit something for the wall.

"Now let's get right on down to the skit A baby is brought into a world of pits And if it could've talked that soon in the delivery room It would've asked the nurse for a hit" Grail achieved today.

no thanks

You ain't got no pancake mix.

a lot of you are new here and id like for you to remember nine eleven

A fiery statement from Bernie Sanders says the Democratic Party "has abandoned working class people" and found "that the working class has abandoned them." I have written about how Biden won in 2020 by forging a truce with Bernie and other progressives. Safe to say, that truce is over.

if you're looking for a game to replace your daily Wordle while supporting the NYT strike, I recommend Parasite Eve (Squaresoft, 1998) for the Playstation 1

Even if you think the US has shifted to the right, it’s taken for granted that that justifies Harris’ courting of conservatives. Leaders ought to *influence* public opinion, not just run to catch up to it! Imagine if Harris had forcefully defended trans rights, immigrants, split from Biden on Gaza…

I'm never going to have a better use for this meme.

I'm having a hard time finding a way to articulate the melancholy i have rn but one thing i am able to do is check in with anybody i care about being effected by this. please check in on your loved ones during this time.

This is helping me today.