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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

conclavement

I hate myself that I’m online enough to get this joke

One of the weirdest and best things of all time

the classical precedent! Aeschylus, killed by an eagle dropping a turtle on him, mistaking his shiny bald head for a rock

Post a banger that’s not in English:

Rejoice: the Blue Zones are BS. The real determining factor in longevity seems to be...drumroll...wealth. Wealthy people have less stress, more time to exercise, and more time to sleep. theconversation.com/the-data-on-...

what's fascinating about this is that we all spent 8 yrs discussing Trump as a Frankfurtian bullshitter only for Vance to come straight out and say "nah, this is a lie"

Peanut butter makes a great sauce with garlic, sriracha, soy sauce, and lime juice

"Not all that is thought need be said, not all that is said need be written, not all that is written need be published, and not all that is published need be read." -Menachem Mendl of Kotzk

when is she gonna address our national shark vs electrocution crisis

Really want Whitmer to say “these idiots tried to kidnap me!” and then laugh her ass off.

cacio E pepe?? in questa economia??

“DON’T TINKER WITH TAYLOR!” SAY SOLDIERS, SPIES

I am a single-issue voter and that issue is "never having to think about or listen to Donald Trump ever again for the rest of my life."

Want to turn off iPhone notifications for annoying fundraising texts and filter them into their own box? Two steps: —Settings > Messages > [scroll to bottom] Filter Unknown Senders > ON —Settings > Messages > Notifications > [scroll to bottom] Customize Notifications > Unknown Senders > OFF

OPINION COLUMNIST FREAKS: the DNC canNOT be a coronation. Instead, Pitbull and Chef Bobby Flay will lead candidates on a Kitchen Showdown that w VOTERS: whose the fucking nominee. who is it. just tell us who it fucking is. it's Kamala? terrific, here is forty six million dollars

What Democratic supporters are reacting to is not Kamala so much (though she’s great) as the removal of UNCERTAINTY after weeks and weeks of it, and all these open-primary geniuses seem to have completely missed the point that no one wants any fucking more of it.

read this before you go to bed so you sleep in a good state of mind

I never thought of picking a single pop job- and this is a pretty great one- but mine would have to be the Pips backing up Gladys Knight in “Midnight Train to Georgia.” youtu.be/nLPLY41fi44?...

Videlict heretical manuscript design from Goat Comic 2 #illustration #medievalmanuscript #heresy #goatcomic

Bacchae riso print. Spot the Ancient Greek error for extra bonus points! #illustration #bacchae #euripides #ancientgreek #mythology

Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.

Go fash, lose cash.

Hey baby, Godwin's Second Law just dropped.