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George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

Future Canadian geography teacher: ... and there's Alberta, British Columbia, Yukon and then this newest province is called Hesacon, acquired after the people of the former US state of Alaska kept begging us to accept them into Canada because "He's a Con"

what the hell is up with this wording??? "requesting to understand" dude, they understand their job, you should be requesting an EXPLANATION so you coke addicts can try to rub your twinkie dicks together and figure it out

had some bloodwork done and my Vit D levels are 39 with 60 to 80 being optimal and most days I remember take 10,000 units (RDA is 400) worth so I guess now I'd better try sleeping naked in the yard? like what's it gonna take??

Okay this is the first time I've put it on with a popped collar and I am really grooving on the count chocula vibes

Haven't heard this song in a while and today was the first day I noticed that Iggy sings "beautiful beautiful girl from the North" and then when Kate comes on as the girl in question she has a super thick southern accent 😄 youtu.be/6bLOjmY--TA?...

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.

I know it was pollyanna of me, but I really did spend years telling people who complained when the price of a stamp would go up that I chose to focus on the fact that they would take a letter from my grandma in LA and send it to me in Alaska and only ask 41 cents and that was a miracle ❤️

How it started. How it’s going

the world i grew up in is slipping away quickly. as the rate of change accelerates, old norms vanish like steam. it's tempting to whine about what we're losing, but i'd rather be creative. i have such big and bright visions for the future, and i keep circling back to how vital it is to center them

Congratulations to Team Philippines for their gold medal sculpture. Here are the finished Multi-Block sculptures at the 2025 Ice Alaska World Ice Art Championships. #icealaska #WiAC #worldiceartchampionships #icesculpture

Alaskan Petition to Uphold Constitutional Authority and Prevent Unchecked Power docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Thank goodness my kids are older I would really hate to try to explain to a small child that mama is crying because a bad man wants to hurt the post office

movies you've watched more than six times, using only GIFs

had to do the main talk at a vendor meeting laying out plans and expectations for marketing strategies and follow through and thanks to a hectic lunch beforehand I did it all with my full size metal spoon from home sticking out of my chest pocket as usual I am killing it as an Ice Cold Professional

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

a dipshit at my place of business just said they finally revealed who Qanon is and they are the modern day arm of the Knights Templar and FFS get me off this planet

I really miss the thought that if he would just drop dead 90 percent of this would go away, that was a real sustainer for the first term. I hate the realization that the juggernaut of evil is in the place of power and when he dies it will just cast his flaccid puppet body aside and keep going

well done, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

heard "the abyss is no longer cute" tossed off in a podcast and if that ain't 🎯