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heykarri.bsky.social
Marketer, cat lady, agent provocateur Michigander, Californian, Oregonian en route to Hawai'i 🌺 Idea collector, dot connector, pot stirrer + ops boss at Leadtail
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That certainly pencils with my experience so far.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning to my fellow sparkling water girly pops ✨ Polar water is the best sparkling water. That is all.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Go ahead and text me the war plans. I'll ignore it just like the other 858 unread messages. Secrets safe with me, bro.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Don't you hate it when social media is used to create outrage and genocide, when it was clearly made for mercilessly roasting ridiculous thirst traps. Also, pouring out some sparkly water for the Saratoga social media manager this morning 🤣 gonna be a weeeeeird week at the office!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Can't remember the last time I thought about my measles vax status before traveling WITHIN the US, but, here we are. Very cool.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I know this isn't the point but I cannot hold it in: CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE IF A WOMAN BROUGHT A TODDLER TO A PRESS APPEARANCE WITH THE PRESIDENT?!?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Plan for my next life 🐈‍⬛

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The Stones aren't my favorite band - but there's just no question when Gimme Shelter or Tumbling Dice or Sympathy for the Devil or Honkytonk Woman or Start Me Up hits that they are simply the best rock band. 🎸

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I'd like to order one tombstone, please 🪦

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Signal boost in hopes this most excellent organization finds the right reporter to join their bench. TPM is literally my first and last read of every weekday. Even/especially in times like this when it's tough to know who to trust. Pass it on. Get a subscription. Read TPM. Enjoy getting smarter.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Karen has spoken to The Manager and, well, woe be unto thee who doesn't hop to it when preparing her Venti PSL. Masks are all off now. Hell is empty.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

One thing you may not know about me is that I still regularly rock tf out to "Mother Mother" by Tracy Bonham on a near daily basis in the year of our Lord 2025. Like Doechii's fierce growl, screaming "Everything's FIIIINE" is downright therapeutic some days 👩🏻‍⚕️💊 open.spotify.com/track/6WGaVd...

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Had to do a quick explainer on how most of the incomprehensible digital behaviors of Boomers and GenXers on the team trace back to our early careers under the Microsoft Monopoly. If you worked in an office before Gmail existed, or have a personal relationship with Clippy - you know what I mean. 🤪

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments