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I make people happy with edged weapons, boiling oil and open flame Anglophile, costume history enthusiast, terrible bad painter, nerd Nina to my Luna, happily married to That Scottish Fella, further to the left politically than the average bear
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Got a text from the dems literally hounding me for money I asked them what they did with the billion dollars they raised with which they failed to even prevent the election of an actual fucking nazi

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I have made a terrible error. I clicked on an amazon ad In my defense, it was to look at a weird-ass waffle iron. I *thought* it was for making an edible death star It was merely for something called a waffle bowl DISAPPOINTED

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

I am so mad at past me for making it so today is 100 housework

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My favorite nicknames (so far) for the CEO assassin: The Co-Pay Killer Out of Pocket Max The Adjuster Robin Hoodie Feel free to add your own

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

LUNA: 3-2-1 blastoff! We’re in space! ME: Luna is an astronaut! MARK: I am a rocket man! ME: I am a space oddity!

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

I just tried to out nerd Mark by remarking that the F1 commentator sounds just like Alan Cumming and he not only agreed with me, he started talking about how they were likely educated at the same achools and now I can’t tell if I won or not

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

A poll: Arsenic and Old Lace, or Harvey? Please show your work

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

idk every godzilla movie I'm like, u can't destroy godzilla 🤷🏻‍♂️ he's a metaphor 😌

submitted 82 days ago • 40 comments

How the fuck are we ever gonna find out if tossing a billionaire in a live volcano fixes the economy if we don’t ever try it?

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I was already feeling pretty guilloitine-ish and then my ass got dragged into Hollywood for work We’re talking Calcutta levels of wealth disparity (with major apologies to Calcutta for the slander)

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I have been working for (counts on fingers) 42 years and my stretch goal for the rest of my life is not to be homeless (again). Why the fuck do you *think* I’m angry?

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Mark unearthed a so bad it’s good, tv guilty pleasure: The Champions. Put 1967 in a blender with allusions to James Bond and Mission: Impossible Add a preposterous and rather colonialist backstory, then maybe smoke a bowl. Gape in wonder over what people got money to do on tv back in the day

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

ITS BANDCAMP FRIDAY! That means any music you get from Bandcamp today 100% of the profits go to the artist. Bandcamp takes none. Its revolutionary Here’s my work. you can download anything for free or pay whatever you want for anything, buckaedown.bandcamp.com/track/americ...

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

OMG THERE’S A NEW SEASON OF WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS HOW DID I MISS THIS /yay

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

My facebook feed is filthy with health insurance ads today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

all human life is sacred, so it's not proper to laugh when serious harm befalls someone. the moral thing to do is instead charge them hundreds of thousands of dollars

submitted 84 days ago • 23 comments

🐰🐰🥰 #bunny #rabbit

submitted 83 days ago • 14 comments

People hate health insurance companies with a passion. They’re not laughing because someone died—they’re laughing because the system that crushed them finally took a hit.

submitted 83 days ago • 268 comments

I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.

submitted 83 days ago • 95 comments

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

submitted 84 days ago • 314 comments

Pete Hegseth promises to stop drinking if he gets confirmed. But did he promise to stop assaulting women?

submitted 84 days ago • 184 comments

If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊

submitted 84 days ago • 668 comments

i have never rooted for trump to do anything as hard as i am for him to dangle this DoD appointment in front of DeSantis just to pull it at the last second out of sheer malignant spite

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

submitted 84 days ago • 280 comments

Re-started my gratitude list because OBVIOUSLY but I can tell it’s not working yet because so far it only says: I’ve got the shits, so I can tell this illness I am battling is almost over :sob::rofl::face_vomiting::sob:

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Turning this into a thread with resources.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, does emotional labor burn calories and if so, why doesn’t it show up on my fitness tracker

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

That Scottish fella is the *best* granda. He and Luna played dinosaur today and we laughed until we cried which is a thing a person cannot get enough of

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

youtube.com/shorts/pS8Y3... My *heart*

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