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My favorite folklore track is always neck and neck between august and invisible string. I just checked and, four and a half years later, they're still within 15 listens of each other.

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Acacia was pretty Forgottable.

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Boston traffic is literally unmanageable. Three miles in 31 minutes.

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but first hotel lighting

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Boston I’m in you. (Raise em cheeks.)

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I don’t think she’ll win but Jewels Sparkles is, head and shoulders, my favorite queen this season.

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It has come to my attention the Semi-Charmed Life is not just an upbeat song about facing life's mysteries, but is in fact an ode to the experience of crystal meth.

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cursing my name // wishing I stayed // look at how my tears ricochet

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On the train to Boston for the second work trip this year. The U.S. would be so much better if we invested in train infrastructure.

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chappell roan

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My cat doesn’t know what to do when my boyfriend and I are in different rooms. He paces constantly. It’s so sweet.

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A Chorus Line is really one of my favorite pieces of musical theater, but I think it's so funny the Drag Race Rusical got called a mashup of all the Oz films when it was really predominantly ACL with an Oz twist.

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Pokémon ROM hacks are my life

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Got a Letterboxd just to describe my experience of The Monkey

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The Monkey was … fine.

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There are rumors that Look What You Made Me Do is the lip sync song for next week’s episode and I want to know— Is it Taylor’s Version?

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Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

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It is shocking to me that, in 2025, we still have not had a collab performance between Jan Sport and Marcia, Marcia, Marcia called 'The Bradies Who Brunch'.

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Tate just isn’t my diva but I love anything bringing joy, particularly to the gays, so I will stream.

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Sometimes I think about the very cute boy at Fire Island who, after taking a bump of cocaine, looked at me very seriously, kissed me, and pulled back with a smile and said, "You taste like coke." How I held his face in my hands and smiled when I said, "That's cause you just did coke."

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Albums in my rotation at the moment: Automatic by The Lumineers, Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii, Bleachers by Bleachers, Tortured Poets and Midnights by Taylor Swift, and Renaissance by Beyoncé.

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So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

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Boston next week for work. Chicago the following.

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I know some of y’all will hate to hear it but the deodorant is fresh and full of mercury

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If anybody plays TCG Pocket, ya boy is hunting for Infernape. I got other Ex cards to trade around

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Zachary Levi is a failure.

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If Jigglypuff isn't in the Regional Dex, the Regional Dex is a dirty diaper on a hot day.

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MTA to Feds: Drop dead

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All right, Miss Swift. When’s rep.

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Seeing Kamala Harris out being a human is healing.

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Gaga and Ariana are on very similar PR journeys lately, down to the kind of porcelain doll interview aesthetic.

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My favorite folklore track is always neck and neck between august and invisible string. I just checked and, four and a half years later, they're still within 15 listens of each other.

Acacia was pretty Forgottable.

Boston traffic is literally unmanageable. Three miles in 31 minutes.

but first hotel lighting

Boston I’m in you. (Raise em cheeks.)

I don’t think she’ll win but Jewels Sparkles is, head and shoulders, my favorite queen this season.

It has come to my attention the Semi-Charmed Life is not just an upbeat song about facing life's mysteries, but is in fact an ode to the experience of crystal meth.

cursing my name // wishing I stayed // look at how my tears ricochet

On the train to Boston for the second work trip this year. The U.S. would be so much better if we invested in train infrastructure.

chappell roan

My cat doesn’t know what to do when my boyfriend and I are in different rooms. He paces constantly. It’s so sweet.

A Chorus Line is really one of my favorite pieces of musical theater, but I think it's so funny the Drag Race Rusical got called a mashup of all the Oz films when it was really predominantly ACL with an Oz twist.

Pokémon ROM hacks are my life

Got a Letterboxd just to describe my experience of The Monkey

The Monkey was … fine.

There are rumors that Look What You Made Me Do is the lip sync song for next week’s episode and I want to know— Is it Taylor’s Version?

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

It is shocking to me that, in 2025, we still have not had a collab performance between Jan Sport and Marcia, Marcia, Marcia called 'The Bradies Who Brunch'.

Tate just isn’t my diva but I love anything bringing joy, particularly to the gays, so I will stream.

Sometimes I think about the very cute boy at Fire Island who, after taking a bump of cocaine, looked at me very seriously, kissed me, and pulled back with a smile and said, "You taste like coke." How I held his face in my hands and smiled when I said, "That's cause you just did coke."

Albums in my rotation at the moment: Automatic by The Lumineers, Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii, Bleachers by Bleachers, Tortured Poets and Midnights by Taylor Swift, and Renaissance by Beyoncé.

So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

Boston next week for work. Chicago the following.

I know some of y’all will hate to hear it but the deodorant is fresh and full of mercury

If anybody plays TCG Pocket, ya boy is hunting for Infernape. I got other Ex cards to trade around

Zachary Levi is a failure.

If Jigglypuff isn't in the Regional Dex, the Regional Dex is a dirty diaper on a hot day.

MTA to Feds: Drop dead

All right, Miss Swift. When’s rep.

Seeing Kamala Harris out being a human is healing.

Gaga and Ariana are on very similar PR journeys lately, down to the kind of porcelain doll interview aesthetic.

I dated actors, and they were a quadruple threat. They sang, they danced, they acted, and they actively threatened my wellbeing.

being a cutie during another fucking Tr*mp era

Wait these MetLife Beyoncé tickets are

There are still Bey tickets …?

That’s mom.