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Nashville In A Nutshell: there is chicken & alcohol everywhere, everyone is 72 years old+ , so much different music going on at one time you'll be confused & that country accent u hear on the TV is ACTUALLY REAL (???)

time to eat cookies for dinner and play hello kitty island adventure until 3am

how y'all paying 50k+ down on a house like HOW

when i grow up, I want to be amy poehler. no but seriously, she seems like such a delight

contacts/glasses should be free.

sometimes I WISH AI could do my job because some things I do are very dumb paper monkey BULLSHIT

wow hello kitty island adventure is actually so much better than animal crossing. I am SHOOK to my core

I got a mini waffle maker and made pandan waffles I am the best waffle maker in the world

group trip to Canada, whose in

not a football guy at all but I am a HUGE fan of cream cheese

big bazonga gang rise up

I can't believe I'm being PERSECUTED for who I am (a person who commits crimes)

nobody: influencers: "billions of people have been asking me about my skincare routine"

ok ppl who make tv, here is a 🆓 idea: squid game usa featuring musical chairs, duck duck goose, and heads up 7up. hurry pls make this, I'm begging you

i will wear sandals no matter how cold it is

I wish they sold fried chicken and fries at the movie theater

valentines day is coming up, we should all kiss

there's nothing that rustles my jimmies more than a tattle tale

imagining getting paid whatever you make at work for chilling. whenever you take on new enriching hobbies or just have a really chill day you get bonuses and promotions

order up

no but for real tho I actually love getting older. I know there's a lot of negativity that surrounds aging (especially for women) but personally I feel like I only get smarter and prettier (like no but for real) with age. I genuinely think the same when I see other older women (and men!) too.

pls stop yelling at me i am just a 30 year old teenage girl