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To Do List: 1.) make a million friends. 2.) convince the government electing cats would solve all international conflict. 3.) (secretly) be a corporate shill. 🎥 https://linktr.ee/hewworeese
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big news. rumour has it...that in the next hello kitty island update well FINALLY be getting a gun

HOW IS THE SWITCH 2 SOLD OUT IN A PRE ORDER?? JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND MAKE ME ONE (???) TF

ok besties, don't forget to buy the nintendo switch 2 at midnight

can someone pretty please send me an invitation to the insider trading party

forward this to 13 friends or kerrigan will haunt your dreams

why is having a salad with fries THE MOST SATISFYING THING. like srs is there a medical reason because it heals me

when I came to the usa, at american school they had breakfast pizza and i still think about it and i miss it. they also had a sweet pink sugary bread called concha mmm and it was free. its odd school lunch isn't usually free in the usa. In Korea, as an ADULT my company pay for my lunch(???)

If anyone pulls an April Fools joke on me today, they die.

happy april fools, time for everybody to kiss 🌹

main stream media needs to talk about how our current economic situation is akin to a theme park

i thought after a while eggs wouldn't be a million dollars anymore but now they're a billion dollars

watching full swing and I'm just wondering if there is a potty somewhere on the course cuz I can't imagine not peeing for 18 holes of golf

Live Laugh Lil treat from da store

venmo me $5 or you hate women

does anyone else remember the peanut room at texas roadhouse! there was a peanut room! nobody believes me

i think it's safe to say every boy likes sony the hedgehog

those little communion wafers they hand out at church with the tiny juice like idk that snack goes so hard

Squid Game for billionaires

just got back from a work conference and I think it's safe to say I networked very badly

elon pls stop emailing everybody wtf

Nashville In A Nutshell: there is chicken & alcohol everywhere, everyone is 72 years old+ , so much different music going on at one time you'll be confused & that country accent u hear on the TV is ACTUALLY REAL (???)

time to eat cookies for dinner and play hello kitty island adventure until 3am

how y'all paying 50k+ down on a house like HOW

when i grow up, I want to be amy poehler. no but seriously, she seems like such a delight

contacts/glasses should be free.

sometimes I WISH AI could do my job because some things I do are very dumb paper monkey BULLSHIT

wow hello kitty island adventure is actually so much better than animal crossing. I am SHOOK to my core