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𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗬𝗬 ♦️ 📍 South Bend, IN ⌚️ 4PM PT 📺 ION // Vegas 34 Presented by Vegas

Today was a day. I don’t even have it in me to cry. Just silence lmao

It’s too much lol

Again!! What is his problem?!

Draymond Green has too much grey hair to behave the way he does

Disney is so weird. You have Olga Kurylenko in your movie and you cover her face and make her non verbal for 95% of the movie?

They’re saying there’s a surprise early death in #Thunderbolts… It’s obviously Taskmaster right? They don’t show the actresses’ face and she’s barely in any promotion. She’s always in the corner, back or not there at all.

The wigs somehow pull her face back but also just sit on top of her head like yarmulke. I am truly blown away by her

When an outsider comments on a post that’s family business (IYKYK)

Jalen already told y’all he wouldn’t be there 😂 #MyQB

“Jokes on them! I’ll bite that Achilles and shut all this shit down!”

I had to step in because ENOUGH 😂 I had to remind everyone of the real issues mmkay 🤭

When Harambe Jr rips off your leg and slaps you with it, I’ll be there to document and share snacks with other observers

When I see Caesar and his monkey/ape/gorilla friends ripping men’s limbs apart because they thought they could take them

I have been informed by management that "yes, let the hate flow through you" is an inappropriate thing to say on a work call

Me, telling all the primates that some of yall want to fight them

I saw that “big magical ____” post and yeah. Darker skinned and heavier set women finally got representation and the response has been very…telling and mean.

*sings* you get the BESSSST of both worlds!

Took off because my body wasn’t feeling it today and I feel so guilty 😓

Sasha is broke, jobless. But still has 2 hired dog walkers, 3 homes, and freshly cooked meals daily. She’s now in living room watching Bluey on my 75 inch tv 🙄😂

I don’t have faith in men who wear dangly earrings anyways so I’m not moved by Saquon’s antics

Some people die in tv and film projects. But…Pedro Pascal DIES DIES. Each time, he’s like - how can I make people as devastated as possible?

PAIN

I laugh with them every damn time 😂

Saquon is exactly who I thought he was (derogatory).

Do you guys remember the skit where Ben Stiller plays Tom Cruise’s stunt double? When they laugh together at the end, it kills me 😂

My dog is under me right now being the brokest lil sleeping cutie 😂

I have an unpopular opinion. Maybe. Babies do not belong at the movies. If you can't get a sitter, then you need to stay home. Also, adult movies are too loud for their ears.

I miss being in a group chat. Add me to one. I won’t speak much but my memes will be stellar and perfectly timed

Something about “It’s Not Right But It’s Okay” activates me. It’s a perfect song that combines my favorite things: fun singing, quick math and telling a man he’s dumb

Proof of life 💰🐰🧡

KCP makes it to the playoffs with every team he’s on lol, lucky duck

Same thing right? 😂

I want Orlando to win but that’s prob just me being a hater

I need to leave the house, but I never have invites to anything so I can leave the house. So…I’ll be in my house 😂