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As always, remember to check Rakuten for any cash back bonuses that may make it worth your while to shop online rather than in person. ESPECIALLY FOR PETS. Petsmart IS USUALLY 2% but often has 10–15% multipliers, so if your furballs really on canned food, be on the lookout and grab that ASAP.

If Target has the best price for canned goods/essential supplies you feel like you need to stock up on going in to the next few months, I’m gonna be the one to say WE WONT JUDGE YOU IF YOU GO TO TARGET FOR THAT STUFF. We did great holding a moral high ground but times are about to get real weird.

Trying to prepare for emergencies as a single person household suuuuuucks. Especially when your family is like “dramatic much?” when you mention going to Costco to stock up on a few essentials. Guys, I don’t have backup. Glad y’all do and feel like you’re safer. *buys flour for them just in case*

Tiktok has been shoving How Bad Do You Want Me footage onto my TL and it’s taken a while but I finally figured out that Lady gaga has a BAD girl inside of her and not a Fat girl. (also you could have told me she was covering a taylor swift song and I’d have believed you)

anyway i’m super worried about how this hong kong stoppage will impact healthcare, i have to go back to work tomorrow and we use lots of shit that the us doesn’t make k bye

also i’ve been thinking: what if we just… let the women lead the government for a bit. JUST TO SEE , just to see, no pressure. *sighs in We Miss Ann Richards*

long time no see. been going to a lot of tcu baseball games. on the way back from yesterdays, we found this cat laying in the street, panting heavily and unable to stand on her own for long. she let me pick her up and carry her home where she’s recovering nicely. NOW WE PAPER THE NEIGHBORHOOD

Requiring a 3:45am uber to the airport was honestly so rude of past-me. But I’m on the plane to head home. Flight attendant was talking about dimming the cabin lights when she launched into a perfect imitation of Judy Gemstone saying “get Some NightNights!” and made me choke on my coffee. 🤣

Shout out to my pin-monkey buddy from work who suggested I get a WRIST LINER from the bowling alley pro shop to pad out the wrist brace that has become rather blousy now that I’m not jamming it over a bulky postop dressing. 🎉 Also don’t use surgery hands to adjust backpacks. 😖

I AM AT AN AIRPORT WITHOUT MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BOOK. I never read them but I always bring one and *hope* for the best 🤣 but DAMN. Sitting at the gate, having a staring contest with other TCU fans cos Dad insisted I leave WAY too early. 🙃 Dunkies be hittin tho.

packing for a one day trip that COULD ALSO BE a three+ day trip is stupidly difficult. Esp when the *bonus* days are going to be rain-filled so you’re like “why bother with jeans at all, ATHLEISURE FTW” and find yourself repacking 3 hours before you’re supposed to wake up. 🎉

the bruising is hella bruisey

stg my stitches are so itchy im about to CHEW THEM OUT WITH MY TEETH* *let the PA take the dressing off and remove them for me tomorrow afternoon as planned and just hope there’s no weird stuff under my splint like popcorn or a leaf or something

soooo we are keeping zoey. she’s as excited as you’d anticipate she would be!

yesterday’s fit was so good yall. the ponytail was bouncy and not frizzy, the makeup was more than decent, i had a real bra on and id steamed my top to frill- necked perfection… BUT my postop selfie hand is wrapped up and i can’t hold my phone with it so there is no proof of gameday excellence 😭

Zoey had the Ville going much farther in the tournament than they did. WRONG BIRD, KIDDO

oh also my hand didn’t fall off after surgery last week, but my right pointer finger and thumb are still hella numb in a way they never were before this. probably swelling. not gonna worry. everything is fine.

Tomorrow MUST be a hair wash day and I’m gonna stand here and whine about it… but also figure out how to get it done. This will involve sealing a mad scientist glove onto my arm with waterproof tape, then realizing once I’m finished that it requires styling.😫 #DrybarIsExpensive

🙌🏻 I took the black light to everyone last night to see if I could get some confirmation that the ringworm protocols are working and NOBODY IS GLOWING! They’re still isolating until their meds are done and we have 2 confirmed negative cultures from Zoey but MAN I needed that boost of confidence…

As a very rational and normal human being, I am here to tell you that the friggin ANYWAY YOU WANT IT medley at the end of Pitch Perfect 2 punches me in the feelings in a way I cannot describe. WHY AM I CRYING AT COMO TU LO QUIERES TU LO NECESITES? 💃🏼💃🏼

Was looking around my house today and MAYBE because it’s raining and the grass is still winter-dead and everything is sticking to the dog and coming in with him and MAYBE it’s because I still have bags/bins of laundry from ringworm but MY GOD the “house is a pigsty” overwhelm happening right now.

this is my dog, i love him a lot. 💜

mom is currently in surgery to fix her broken nose. i was shooed away and they will check in later. i had my hair in a bun last night after blow drying it and it turned into MAGICAL FLOOF this morning, which is annoying because i have a haircut today and the good hair is wasted.

MAN DOWNNNNNN thanks wins

finally getting around to cancelling subscriptions… my favorite reason so far is “it’s not you, it’s the government. *proceeds to specify everything trump is doing to fuck up the economy*” sorry fab fit fun 🤷🏼‍♀️

buddy we know… and we voted for the folks who *wouldn’t* do this

As someone living WITH depression, I wasn’t expecting to have to live THROUGH a depression. way to go you selfish racist motherfuckers.

*splash splash splash* *notices me spying through the window* mind your business. *splash splash splash*

I double glove (among other things) when I do the ringworm dips on the cats, but some of the lime sulfur got through and despite washing multiple times HOLY CRAP MY HANDS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE FARTS FOR HOURS NOW