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Amazon, owners of MGM, has taken over creative control of the James Bond film series. That's fitting, since Jeff Bezos looks like a beta male Blofeld. #StuNews

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Google Calendar has removed references to Pride Month, Black History Month, and other cultural heritage observances from its web and mobile applications. That's concerning, but at least I don't have Cesar Chavez looking at me while I search furry conventions. #StuNews

Probably going to spend the rest of my life mad that we can’t see the 9-hour Prince documentary

REPORT: Three days after the #SNL 50th anniversary, fans are still waiting for an appearance by Yvonne Hudson #StuNews

The FDA recalled about 2 million baked goods sold in the US, including some items purchased at Dunkin’, because they might be contaminated with listeria. However, if you cut the donut in half and leave the rest, you only get half the listeria. #StuNews

Colombian leader Gustavo Petro said last week that cocaine is “not worse than whiskey” and that it’s only illegal because it comes from Latin America. While we're comparing things, I prefer Dr Pepper over snorting Adderall.  #StuNews

OJ Simpson Robert Blake Matthew Broderick Alec Baldwin

I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?

The SNL 50 show seemed long, but it was still 20 minutes shorter than "The Brutalist"

REPORT: Stranded Boeing Starliner astronauts can return to Earth after they remove DEI from outer space #StuNews

one time codes be like "844520"

a whole thomas pynchon book in two images

Joann Fabrics is reportedly filing for bankruptcy for the second time. As a severance, all their workers will go home with a free roll of yarn. #StuNews

BREAKING NEWS: Man who gaslit his second wife to suicide now in charge of US mental health #StuNews

If we can arbitrarily change the name of a body of water, I will heretofore refer to a certain US state as 'Most Recent Hampshire."

11 more hours!

Eleven US states were blanketed with at least six inches of snow on Wednesday and early Thursday morning. In fact, it’s so white outside it’s still complaining about Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show. #StuNews

Leaked video of Elon Musk talking about his tax plan.

A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

Turns out ‘never again’ meant ‘until it’s inconvenient’

An Amber Alert was issued last week for a pregnant Wisconsin teen, who police believe is with the 40-year-old man who impregnated her. Either that, or Drake is UPSET #StuNews

Trump is more pumped about Gaza being a beach resort than about the US being a republic

Fuck yes. Call them out as the criminals that they are.

#Cat lovers of Bluesky! My adopted fur daughter still needs your votes. You can vote for free every 24 hours, or get additional votes with a PAWS donation. Pick my #kitty here: americasfavpet.com/2025/meowser...

Your reminder that fame is not wealth and America is broken. Mainstream people know him as the cabbie from SCROOGED, but he’s a prolific musician and entertainer who has been at the heart of music since the late ‘70s. variety.com/2025/music/n...

Tulsi Gabbard is a national security threat, and the Senate votes on her today. A vote to confirm her as Intelligence Director is a betrayal to our nation, and will put us all in danger. Call your Senator now and tell them Tulsi is too great a risk: 202-224-3121 www.youtube.com/watch?v=bInd...

When social media exposes traditional media’s deceit, it’s time for independent journalists to investigate why the press is backing a president who undermines free press—and is it coordinated?

The president told the U.S. Treasury to cease the “wasteful” production of pennies, and to replace them with #Trump NFTs. #StuNews

Cognitively normal human brain samples collected at autopsy contained more tiny shards of plastic, the equivalent of a plastic spoon, than samples collected eight years prior in a new study. That's why when I die, instead of donating my body to science, I'm going to Baskin Robbins! #StuNews

A study published in the journal Nature Medicine found that nearly 40% of Americans over 55 are expected to develop dementia by 2060, roughly double the current toll. I'm not worried, though. I mean, it's only 2002. #StuNews