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Pissing every arty person I know by pronouncing zine like sign

Happy 10th birthday to the Ea-Nasir complaint tablet meme! A glorious decade of memes, mashups, merchandise, erotic fanfic, real-life copper fraud, and pilgrimages to the British Museum. Thread 🧵:

paying for a gp visit sucks a lot but so does regular psych visits or putting $10k of braces on your kid. we need to fundamentally redefine what is and isn't considered worthwhile health spending.

uh, i just want milf that tastes like real milf

Members of Gen Z are turning 30 next year. The Gen Alpha vultures will circle, everything you think is cool will be cringe, people will call you old

Who is going to be the next fat guy that Hollywood kills by attaching it to a Fatty Arbuckle biopic

out of all the delights, earthly ones have gotta be up there

“do something!!” first of all, I didn’t run for congress to “do stuff.” I did it because I like seeing my name on signs

Three events happened all very close to each other between 1999 and 2001: - I went to Warner Bros Movie World (Hollywood on the Gold Coast) and saw the chromakey and Foley demonstrations - An episode of Water Rats was filmed at my grandmother's house and I got to be on set - I saw the film Bowfinger

Tired: I'm leaving Bluesky Wired:

We’re almost 50% through Sonic’s path (1 of 3) in Sonic ‘06 - will @ladycelery.bsky.social and I have the mental fortitude to go on? Will @jamesgameboy.bsky.social have enough gamer’s prowess to carry us the rest of the way? Only one way to know, join us tonight at 7pm PST! twitch.tv/mattfromalaska

Here's the thing about when they say this shit. You're supposed to be able to beat bosses. That's why they make more game after the first boss. They want you to do it. They congratulate you when you beat the last one. The odds are extremely possible.

Literally all a nepo baby has to say is “yes of course I got advantages but i also have worked really hard and hopefully I prove myself” and everyone moves on. You think the thousands of actors without famous parents aren’t working hard and taking acting classes bitch

It is... So unreal how the Simpsons writers read our entire country to filthy with this. I'm not sure even they realise how painfully accurate this is, and how the pursuit of acceptance by the US has shaped Australian culture and government policy for the past 40 years.

World's Biggest Sucker:

The Cranky Knife itself!

Sometimes I worry that I'm a sociopath because I read this and feel nothing.

Babies are so dumb they try to use magazines like ipads. Yeah all 72 pages of that issue of Time are touch screens. It cost $36,000. Idiot.

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

It's that time of year again babeyyyy

No matter what you may think, you are absolutely not ready for the fatality shown at the end of this MK1 T-1000 teaser trailer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRlN...

He's already the greatest Xbox 360 Controller Modding YouTuber I know, so he's got that going for him

Americans will do a Letterboxd review that's like lololol those crazy aussie accents im sorry i just cant take you seriously and the movie is The Nightingale

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

I fuckin did it lads, i got more than 30 flips on my Celebi ex.

I know I have some TTRPG heads in my follows. This is so close to getting funded. C'mon guys. Help Duffo out

In Yoshi's Island, all Shy Guys are the same object. A Shy Guy's color is decided solely by its initial spawn point in the level. I have taken the liberty to fill a level with Shy Guys to create a Shy Guy coloration matrix.

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