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If it weren’t for ̶t̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ bluesky I’d be saying all this out loud in an otherwise empty room. He/him.
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I think a lot of people don't understand what I mean when I say effective altruism is evil. This is a "moral structure" "focused" in "removing suffering" but advised people to go into crypto rather than become a doctor. It advises to become a middle manager rather than a teacher.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

The problem with segregation is they never actually leave us the fuck alone.

submitted 22 hours ago • 14 comments

muppet man

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains

submitted 1 day ago • 44 comments

It’s very funny that all of these guys forgot how to read anything longer than a post. It’s like they are reversing the printing press and Grok is the church

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Remember when "CRT" (Critical Race Theory) was the acronym Republicans used as a dog whistle for "these uppity n-words"? Now it's DEI. Because that's all this boils down to. They're the same racist pieces of shit as their grandparents.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Did they just make lifetime original quibi

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

“It is my hope that it will go back to being the party that prolonged the Vietnam War in order to win a presidential election and then expanded that war into two more countries, leading to millions of deaths and tons of still-live unexploded ordinance in that area.”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Every rank-and-file Republican is like this now, on the verge of tears while saying "all I want to do is give my children a future by spreading AIDS and measles and unilaterally terminating every NIH grant and also making it illegal to be trans."

submitted 1 day ago • 172 comments

Guy seeking to become a Vladimir Putin or Benjamin Netanyahu declares a drug that’s used for millions of people getting colonoscopies and EGDs across this country every day a Weapon of Mass destruction. Cool cool.

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Goddamn, RIP the San Francisco Giants in 4-8 years

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happy st. patrick's day!

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I've seen some bullshit on this or attacks on librarians Sure looks like a Nazi attempt to direct the righteous anger against cops towards 'civil servants' like teachers, librarians, postal workers

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Our Secretary of Defense almost certainly has more threatening/extremist tattoos and has more credibly been accused of sexual assault than almost all of the people being sent to El Salvador. No exaggeration.

submitted 2 days ago • 259 comments

Christopher Hitchens got paid top dollar to write that women aren't funny. It was a golden age.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

dragon chicken prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil...

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

This really can't be restated enough. No annoying trans womam making egg jokes is ever going to outweigh the massive pressure of society. There are actual cults that kidnap teenagers and drag them to real torture basements and its called conversion therapy and its supposed to make you CIS.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Considering how often teachers risk and lose their lives during school shootings, that should put to rest any edgelords going “ACAB includes teachers,” but bad faith actors gonna bad faith.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Dude he’s fucking blind

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People who hate republicans hate people who enable them and people that like republicans hate democrats.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

this is a golden age for walking out of your lab with a USB key in your pocket getting on a plane and going to Luxembourg

submitted 3 days ago • 73 comments

My 98-page comic, Home by the Rotting Sea, is finally available at my store: claystorks.itch.io/home-by-the-... 🫀🌾 Originally released during SBCF 2024, Home by the Rotting Sea follows two human brides, Ilta & Laulu, as they navigate living among Väki, the people known to humans as fearsome giants.

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

"they're harming the good government pupperinos" could activate like 50 million people if it gets into the wider media sphere

submitted 5 days ago • 60 comments

yeah bitch

submitted 4 days ago • 296 comments

Oh my goodness the Orioles will have all-orange uniforms this year.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

Not only does this dissuade people from coming here, it's trapping us inside. I'm not going to risk getting goon squaded for a vacation.

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

submitted 6 days ago • 203 comments

i know its stupid but backing down from winnable fights is one reason why youre losing men

submitted 6 days ago • 80 comments

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

it doesn't matter if the CR was bad or anywhere near good; as long as lawlessnes reigns supreme in Washington you don't vote for a single GOP bill or a single GOP nominee, why is this so fuckin' hard to understand

submitted 6 days ago • 111 comments

Made myself chuckle imagining the next pitch meeting to draft Democratic Party fundraising texts/emails

submitted 7 days ago • 92 comments

[hostage negotiation] CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS

submitted 6 days ago • 37 comments

Call your Dem Senator to tell them NO on sticking a fork in an electrical outlet

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Democrats really believe that THEY will be blamed for shutting down the government when there is video of Elon Musk out there with a fucking chainsaw??? I guess they have no faith in their ability to make ANY case to the American people anymore.

submitted 7 days ago • 31 comments

I'll correct this: The government runs out of funding Friday at midnight, leaving Democrats to decide whether to help Republicans ACCELERATE DESTROYING THE COUNTRY or block the bill TO FORCE THEM TO NEGOTIATE.

submitted 7 days ago • 42 comments

Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries. We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district. Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting. www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...

submitted 7 days ago • 417 comments

DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS

submitted 7 days ago • 73 comments

Doctor: and how is your diet? Are you eating healthy meals regularly? Me: oh absolutely! Except on the days where I know I don’t deserve love

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

this is also why people who refuse to vaccinate their dogs for rabies should not be permitted to have dogs

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

March Madness: By The Numbers theonion.com/march-m...

submitted 7 days ago • 45 comments

The Senate thinks its voting to avoid a government shutdown. The shutdown is already happening, and it is permanent.

submitted 8 days ago • 48 comments

"The guard who always lies says that the lady is behind the right door, while the guard who always tells the truth says that the lady is behind the left door. There's only one possible conclusion -- no tigers, all ladies!"

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments