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Today I am staving off The Horrors by making more Mass Effect pixel sprites with Hama beads.

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NAH

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One of my favourite Magic memories was sitting down opposite a German dude in a chaos draft…he didn’t speak much English and I don’t speak much German but he had an R.E.M. “Monster” shirt on so I rolled up my sleeve and showed him my tattoo. I love human connection.

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I miss the Eras Tour.

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I’m playing Mass Effect 2. Illusive Man: go and get Mordin Solus Me the moment I’m let loose:

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But doctor, I am Pagliacci!

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Surely if it was the Final Fantasy they wouldn’t have made over ten of them

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i didnt want to feel left out (i do anyway)

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Give Paige preview cards or you’ll have me to deal with. I won’t do anything but I’ll be grumpy in the Internet.

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Jace: "Let me see what you have." Loot: "A knife!" Vraska: "No!"

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we sent a racist to lecture the germans about not giving the neonazis a seat at the table and germany's not fucking having that shit

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I fucking love Mass Effect.

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I once saw someone on Reporting Scotland (I shit you not) called Hamish McSporran.

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evergreen sentiment

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Tesla's stock is ridiculously overvalued, and even a modest consumer boycott could tank the company, which accounts for the majority of Elon Musk's wealth. The divestment movement weakened apartheid South Africa. Let's do that again. slate.com/business/202...

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Whoevir designed the Lego botanicals boxes doth deserve an awarde. The style doth take thinges from "it ys fun for adults to do some legos" to "doing these legos wil make you literallye the most fashionable person yn your area."

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oh

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I don't think I've ever seen a book I want to read less than this.

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Give all your money to trans lifeline. All of it

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Even if you super selfishly think: Well this doesn't affect me - holy shit it does. The standard of care and what's covered by insurance all goes back to medicaid standards. If you get sick or have an accident and need care, there will be 20% less healthcare professionals nationwide.

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We went to a farm today and they had a surprise lamb this morning! First of the year!!!

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You see a lot of theories on when the Internet went wrong but I think people are missing the big one: That time Willow scanned that cursed book containing the soul of Moloch "the Corruptor" while helping Giles in the Sunnydale High School library.

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Okay, since so many* of you were asking for this**, I'm pleased to announce the beta launch of my Cup of Coffee Brackets, for helping you figure out what kind of cup of coffee.

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Billie Joe Armstrong voice “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

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I hope taylor swift continues to ruin things for men just by breathing and existing it must feel very powerful to do that

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Asked my kid if she wanted to go to soft play today and she very firmly told me no she wanted to go to the library. Huge W.

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Magic content creator folks heading to #MCChicago: I'm doing free headshots all weekend for content creators. If you want one for socials, wave me down if you see me. I'll be the guy holding the camera with the chunky lens out front. Here's some from last year.

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Omg CLAIRE THIS IS SO CUTE

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Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

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Acceptable.

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I don’t want a coffee shop that looks like the Apple Store. I want a coffee shop that looks like Tom Baker’s auxiliary Tardis control room.

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Today I am staving off The Horrors by making more Mass Effect pixel sprites with Hama beads.

NAH

One of my favourite Magic memories was sitting down opposite a German dude in a chaos draft…he didn’t speak much English and I don’t speak much German but he had an R.E.M. “Monster” shirt on so I rolled up my sleeve and showed him my tattoo. I love human connection.

I miss the Eras Tour.

I’m playing Mass Effect 2. Illusive Man: go and get Mordin Solus Me the moment I’m let loose:

But doctor, I am Pagliacci!

Surely if it was the Final Fantasy they wouldn’t have made over ten of them

i didnt want to feel left out (i do anyway)

Give Paige preview cards or you’ll have me to deal with. I won’t do anything but I’ll be grumpy in the Internet.

Jace: "Let me see what you have." Loot: "A knife!" Vraska: "No!"

we sent a racist to lecture the germans about not giving the neonazis a seat at the table and germany's not fucking having that shit

I fucking love Mass Effect.

I once saw someone on Reporting Scotland (I shit you not) called Hamish McSporran.

evergreen sentiment

Tesla's stock is ridiculously overvalued, and even a modest consumer boycott could tank the company, which accounts for the majority of Elon Musk's wealth. The divestment movement weakened apartheid South Africa. Let's do that again. slate.com/business/202...

Whoevir designed the Lego botanicals boxes doth deserve an awarde. The style doth take thinges from "it ys fun for adults to do some legos" to "doing these legos wil make you literallye the most fashionable person yn your area."

oh

I don't think I've ever seen a book I want to read less than this.

Give all your money to trans lifeline. All of it

Even if you super selfishly think: Well this doesn't affect me - holy shit it does. The standard of care and what's covered by insurance all goes back to medicaid standards. If you get sick or have an accident and need care, there will be 20% less healthcare professionals nationwide.

We went to a farm today and they had a surprise lamb this morning! First of the year!!!

You see a lot of theories on when the Internet went wrong but I think people are missing the big one: That time Willow scanned that cursed book containing the soul of Moloch "the Corruptor" while helping Giles in the Sunnydale High School library.

Okay, since so many* of you were asking for this**, I'm pleased to announce the beta launch of my Cup of Coffee Brackets, for helping you figure out what kind of cup of coffee.

Billie Joe Armstrong voice “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

I hope taylor swift continues to ruin things for men just by breathing and existing it must feel very powerful to do that

Asked my kid if she wanted to go to soft play today and she very firmly told me no she wanted to go to the library. Huge W.

Magic content creator folks heading to #MCChicago: I'm doing free headshots all weekend for content creators. If you want one for socials, wave me down if you see me. I'll be the guy holding the camera with the chunky lens out front. Here's some from last year.

Omg CLAIRE THIS IS SO CUTE

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

Acceptable.

I don’t want a coffee shop that looks like the Apple Store. I want a coffee shop that looks like Tom Baker’s auxiliary Tardis control room.

It hasn’t been that long since I played Mass Effect and I want to play it again already and I blame @narukamiknight.bsky.social

Sending e-mails like he's playing the theme from Phantom of the Opera

The neurodivergent dilemma of choosing a new video game to start.

Happy draft day woooo