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And so begins being near my phone/laptop for work for the next month and a bit at nearly all times during the day. I'm already exhausted, I think this combined with lack of physical social time with friends is doing a number on me. I need a hug and cuddle 😭

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Part of me wants to spend one of my days in Singapore hitting every station because who's gonna stop me 🦊

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

#nsfw I need to remind myself sometimes that I can be hot and gropeable 🥰 What side are you picking first? 🦊💜

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

#nsfw I need to remind myself sometimes that I can be hot and gropeable 🥰 What side are you picking first? 🦊💜

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

pleaseee let this be the tailend of shitty Alberta winter

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CBS has announced a new interactive theme for #Survivor 50 called "In the Hands of the Fans." Starting Feb. 26, fans can vote on twists, advantages and other elements for Season 50, including keeping or getting rid of idols and Final 4 Firemaking: t.co/rYCaj02gv0

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

THE SURVIVOR 50 NEWS...WE ACTUALLY KEEP WINNING OMG

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Damn, was pumped to donate plasma. Genuinely didn't realize you couldn't if you're on PrEP 🫠 I'm kinda bummed but I get it

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

WE'RE GONNA BE SO BACK

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

would give anything to be a big little spoon rn

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

JORDAN BINNINGTON 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 MCDAVID 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 RAHHHHH 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

god my stomach is in my ass the last thing I wanted was OT

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

brother I do NOT care

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I need Parayko to beat the absolute shit out of JT Miller again tonight

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Already have two candidates for most insufferable Survivor player this year and we're only one episode in #SurvivorAU

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

What are you staring at? rub my belly

submitted 149 days ago • 8 comments

"Just drop down? You sure?" It's a assuring to know that Ingvi has healing abilities, because it's gonna hurt when all of that ass comes slamming down. 🥴

submitted 8 days ago • 30 comments

This feels threatening and I can't quite figure out why

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I don't wanna do anything today except be a gay little animal 🦊

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

It still shocks people when I say I've never been on a date in my life 💀

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Not a fan of today :)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely getting closer to the point where if I'm ever approached in person about "51st state" bullshit, be it here or when I visit friends elsewhere, I'm going to make a statement with a punch in the dick.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

MacKinnon from Crosby and McDavid. I'm actually gonna nut

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, y'all! This is a reminder that if you still have Calfurry Points, you have until April 1st to use em' at www.calfurry.ca/store! You will have some options at Calfurry itself, but they will be different compared to what's in the store. Points don't carry over to next year if unused. Ya he(a)rd?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I am in desperate need of cuddle time, who wants to help 🥺

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Kofie didn't deserve this 🗣️ Some of his content on SB was absolutely my favourite, especially his ruining of the NBA's future. Whatever he does next, I'm absolutely following

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

i feel like i missed nothing 💀

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

And so begins being near my phone/laptop for work for the next month and a bit at nearly all times during the day. I'm already exhausted, I think this combined with lack of physical social time with friends is doing a number on me. I need a hug and cuddle 😭

Part of me wants to spend one of my days in Singapore hitting every station because who's gonna stop me 🦊

#nsfw I need to remind myself sometimes that I can be hot and gropeable 🥰 What side are you picking first? 🦊💜

#nsfw I need to remind myself sometimes that I can be hot and gropeable 🥰 What side are you picking first? 🦊💜

pleaseee let this be the tailend of shitty Alberta winter

CBS has announced a new interactive theme for #Survivor 50 called "In the Hands of the Fans." Starting Feb. 26, fans can vote on twists, advantages and other elements for Season 50, including keeping or getting rid of idols and Final 4 Firemaking: t.co/rYCaj02gv0

THE SURVIVOR 50 NEWS...WE ACTUALLY KEEP WINNING OMG

Damn, was pumped to donate plasma. Genuinely didn't realize you couldn't if you're on PrEP 🫠 I'm kinda bummed but I get it

WE'RE GONNA BE SO BACK

would give anything to be a big little spoon rn

JORDAN BINNINGTON 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 MCDAVID 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 RAHHHHH 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

god my stomach is in my ass the last thing I wanted was OT

brother I do NOT care

I need Parayko to beat the absolute shit out of JT Miller again tonight

Already have two candidates for most insufferable Survivor player this year and we're only one episode in #SurvivorAU

What are you staring at? rub my belly

"Just drop down? You sure?" It's a assuring to know that Ingvi has healing abilities, because it's gonna hurt when all of that ass comes slamming down. 🥴

This feels threatening and I can't quite figure out why

I don't wanna do anything today except be a gay little animal 🦊

It still shocks people when I say I've never been on a date in my life 💀

Not a fan of today :)

Genuinely getting closer to the point where if I'm ever approached in person about "51st state" bullshit, be it here or when I visit friends elsewhere, I'm going to make a statement with a punch in the dick.

MacKinnon from Crosby and McDavid. I'm actually gonna nut

Hey, y'all! This is a reminder that if you still have Calfurry Points, you have until April 1st to use em' at www.calfurry.ca/store! You will have some options at Calfurry itself, but they will be different compared to what's in the store. Points don't carry over to next year if unused. Ya he(a)rd?

I am in desperate need of cuddle time, who wants to help 🥺

Kofie didn't deserve this 🗣️ Some of his content on SB was absolutely my favourite, especially his ruining of the NBA's future. Whatever he does next, I'm absolutely following

i feel like i missed nothing 💀

i mean cool that the chiefs are losing but it's not even competitive lol I'm gonna watch something else

The intrusive thoughts won out

I have the sudden urge to go thrift shopping for Wii Fit

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider