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give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.

It is WILD to me that Wicked isn't winning more awards to be honest.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Good morning, I'm doing my best not to scream at the top of my lungs at work

I hate today's gaming grifters, but I ESPECIALLY hate the way they use fake nostalgia to claim gaming "used to be good and non woke and non political." If Gears of War released today with this case they'd be crying DEI

A federal judge in Maryland issued a temporary restraining order on Monday, blocking members of Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency team and anyone “working on the DOGE agenda at the Department of Education” from accessing sensitive data until March 10.

Day started with a job offer and ends with high anxiety. I am exhausted.

NY Gov. Kathy Hochul’s response: “We are a nation of laws, not ruled by a king. The MTA has initiated legal proceedings in the Southern District of New York to preserve this critical program. We’ll see you in court.”

We’re in a timeline where I agree with Mike Pence 🤯

“At least Russia has elections” Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999. If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.

All the main PCs of all three campaigns + EXU of @critical_role! #criticalrole #critrole #voxmachina #themightynein #bellshells #criticalrolefanart #criticalrole10years #cr #criticalroleart

Bed head vibes

Morning, babes

@kharlo.bsky.social girl i finally found you on here 😭😭😭

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I need a study on the correlation between being queer and loving horror movies. I personally hate them but so many gays love them.

Absolutely should be illegal.

SpaceX, which holds billions of dollars in government contracts, was penalized by the FAA for ignoring regulations. In response, Musk pushed for the resignation of the agency’s chairman.

I just lost my job, along with most of my coworkers, due to the illegal grant freeze. I worked at an organization that -helped veterans who have lost a limb -Assisted elderly and disabled people -Helped hospitals better treat people who have lost limbs

in the public interest, the Internet Archive should not be removing posts at the behest of DOGE

Chappell Roan responds to former-record label executive Jeff Rabhan’s article criticizing her GRAMMYs speech: “@/jeffrabhan wanna match me $25k to donate to struggling artists ? My publicist is @/biz3publicity let’s talk.”

Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."

Elon Musk’s staffers have gained access to the computer systems at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), claiming to use that access to search for programs and staff linked to diversity policies.

The Askgaybros reddit is a transphobic and borderline zionist place and I'm done with it.

The Emilia Perez drama is infinitely funnier when you remember it’s a disastrously bad movie

Really weird watching a coup in real time from my desk at work, putting in my usual hours. In the movies, everyone is at home or on the streets protesting. Makes it feel surreal.

Conversion Therapy, (including so-called “Exploratory Therapy”) has no place in a modern society and cannot be tolerated. The Health Secretary must resign, simple as.

I will not get drunk after work on a Monday. I will not get drunk after work on a Monday. I will not get drunk after work on a Monday. I will not get drunk after work on a Monday. I will not get drunk after work on a Monday. I will not get drunk after work on a Monday.

Mondays are good nowadays only because of therapy after work. It's a godsend and gives me strength to make it through the day.

Looking at the album as a whole, it's absolutely a work of art and deserves this. Content and construction and flow is just *chefs kiss*

“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.” — Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs

Work with me here - #LadyGaga new single is giving Red Death, it's giving HIV/AIDs pandemic and Queer Culture. #Abracadabra

Let people enjoy the #Grammys if they want to. Yeah the country is going to shit but for once can we have something to be excited for? Gives us some fuel for the long fight ahead? Let people be excited and happy

Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.

I'm DnD tonight I played a Thicc Ass Clapping Fighter/Bard Cheerleader in a football style game and I ended up charming someone on the opposite team and we became a couple by the end of the game I am ALIVE.

Gaga is BACK

“Record labels need to treat their artists as valuable employees with a livable wage and health insurance and protection. Labels, we got you — but do you got us?” — Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech.

if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.

Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.

"Tears of the Kingdom is a Disappointing Masterpiece" "TOTK Is a Complicated, Beautiful Mess" "TOTK is a Confused Work of Art" "TOTK fucked my wife but gave me pointers and saved our marriage" "TOTK Is Really good but it's not exactly what I would've made" idk guys I liked it a lot 💅

Good morning, sunshine

Not me stuck thinking about my dream last night of living in domestic bliss with a husband in a house that had great sun lighting.