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Looking forward to the Trump Justice Department explaining how birth right citizenship is unconstitutional but a South Africa born oligarch has the legal authority to fire every single federal employee by tweet.

submitted 19 hours ago • 17 comments

I wanted to come up with an analogy to describe Trump's absurd plan for Ukraine. Something like... "Imagine if Mexico invaded America and then met with Canada to decide how much of America they should keep." I quickly realized my analogy was something most Americans would welcome right now.

submitted 4 days ago • 163 comments

I understand that Big Brother Musk is now going through Americans' tax returns. Remember that IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH and FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.

submitted 5 days ago • 666 comments

This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.

submitted 6 days ago • 2699 comments

I’m sure it’s just my TDS, but I think Trump is proving to be exactly as bad as we said he was going to be and people who acted like we were hysterical should be embarrassed they didn’t do more to try and stop it.

submitted 7 days ago • 415 comments

In the unlikely event I ever go on a cruise, it’ll have to be the Disney Treasure because its heavily themed Haunted Mansion bar looks incredible.

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submitted 7 days ago • 783 comments

In Nazism this was called the Führerprinzip, which meant that everything Hitler wanted was legitimate and beyond the rule of law. Just saying..

submitted 7 days ago • 81 comments

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

submitted 8 days ago • 540 comments

During his first term, "executive time" on his calendar meant he was either napping, watching Fox & Friends or playing golf. Now it means he's waiting on President Musk to tell him what to do.

submitted 11 days ago • 75 comments

Karen asked to speak to Trump's manager and this weird guy and his kid appeared

submitted 11 days ago • 26 comments

Well, well, well.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Gas prices are up, eggs are unaffordable, an evil billionaire just stole everyone’s personal data, airplanes are falling out of the sky, and Canada now hates us. I guess making a recently convicted felon the President of the United States wasn’t the best idea after all

submitted 16 days ago • 52 comments

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

submitted 21 days ago • 3291 comments

Kudos to whoever figured this out

submitted 23 days ago • 293 comments

Oh myyy, they are the very letter of it!

submitted 23 days ago • 1085 comments

A Hadestown original Broadway cast pro shoot is actually happening…. God bless…. God bless……..

submitted 24 days ago • 29 comments

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

submitted 26 days ago • 3342 comments

This. 👇

submitted 27 days ago • 464 comments

WHO DID THIS!

submitted 28 days ago • 2099 comments

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

submitted 32 days ago • 202 comments

The J6 pardons are legally authorized but constitutionally unpardonable. Their issuance is a “high crime and misdemeanor” within the meaning of the Impeachment Clause because it is a clear abuse of presidential power. Sadly that power was neutered by the Senate during Trump’s two impeachment trials

submitted 31 days ago • 137 comments

This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.

submitted 32 days ago • 1418 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 8 comments

11AM: How bad could the new administration be? 4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

submitted 33 days ago • 160 comments

"We are the Borg Fleece. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

This is a disgrace.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Read Jack Smith's full report and watch instant analysis from MeidasTouch host Ben Meiselas: www.meidasplus.com/p/doj-releas...

submitted 40 days ago • 603 comments

Same.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

That Donald J. Trump — the same person who instigated a coup four years ago today — will become president on January 20 is an assault on the rule of law and the foundations of our democracy. January 6, 2021, should live in infamy, as should Trump.

submitted 48 days ago • 200 comments

So true.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

A social distancing cheat chart:

submitted 53 days ago • 1145 comments

submitted 63 days ago • 6 comments

Team Cat.

submitted 62 days ago • 15 comments

The richest man on the planet could probably solve child cancer himself using less money than he burned destroying Twitter. Instead, he used his influence to strip $190 million from the budget for pediatric cancer research. What a fucking asshole.

submitted 64 days ago • 712 comments

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

submitted 71 days ago • 1234 comments

What kind of poetry do stoned pigeons write? High coos.

submitted 76 days ago • 213 comments

This just gets funnier every day!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

If your newspaper didn’t have the fortitude to endorse against a twice impeached, criminally convicted, democracy imperiling, reality show charlatan then please spare us your twelve different takes on why we should all be disappointed in Joe Biden.

submitted 82 days ago • 47 comments

My latest for MSNBC online: www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

submitted 83 days ago • 243 comments

I don't know who needs to hear this, but "owning the libs" is NOT acceptable criteria for selecting members of a Presidential cabinet that will affect the lives of millions. Picking family members, sex offenders, and Russian assets is proof that trump remains a threat to America.

submitted 84 days ago • 503 comments

The next four years are gonna be bleak.

submitted 86 days ago • 875 comments

BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him. In particular: "Mangled apricot hellbeast" "Clueless numpty" "Weapons-grade plum" "Toupeed fucktrumpet" "Witless cocksplat"

submitted 88 days ago • 2243 comments

Well, when put it that way…

submitted 88 days ago • 390 comments

Decided to leave Twitter and come here instead. Most of the best people are here! Shame I forgot my account name on Twitter - it was @hezzerb, now it's going to be @hezbwriting.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments