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whatever does happen to horatio? one must imagine macky happy. in a trade deficit with trader joe’s
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ppl being like “this is all over tiktok!” mmm your fyp is between you and your algorithm

Dire gotta be my least favorite consequences

Vonnegut going to get a single envelope from the store for the hell of it

"They are so dull in their predictable villainy." is a bar

I could only dream to be so fascist I exceed existing surveillance technology

they should invent a redo of saturday that is productive

soo sick of dramatic characters being cagey on their birthdays.

facing the consequences to my actions (sick from casserole nobody made me eat but myself)

literally, god forbid women have hobbies

people loooove to hate on girls for anything i swear

why are people always hating on the ten year old girls in sephora. yall did this to them

I am dying of Vitamin A poisoning. I only regret that I have but one life with which to own the libs.

i hate chase’s stupid australian accent

this guy (star wars nerd) at my table was itching for a fight, asking everyone for their movie hot takes. i said i liked the sequels and he stopped asking 😘😘😘

robert sean leonard

trader joseph took all my money

staring at myself, repeating affirmations. “ at least i am better than ken paxton.”

i’m method acting as an anxious complainer

startled laugh of realizing someone’s funny

i think about this all the time

real journalism still exists

sometimes i click "yes i am in the european union" even though im not bc I dont want them to steal my data just because i live under fascism

all yall using ai pictures all the time fail to understand that poorly photoshopped photos are infinitely funnier

cmon guys these ai penguins are killing me

everyone on bsky posting got tired of facebook... posting tumblr screenshots

[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?

all these ai penguins are 😭😭😭

if i catch ANY ideas crossing borders i will call ice personally

kurt vonnegut an op

sooo glad donald trump is waging war on those weak stupid over regulated shower heads. i feel safe again in my country

my number one fear in life is texting someone happy birthday and being like. one day off. that’s the worst thing i could do to someone.

have another russian test tomorrow. however, as the brits say… cant be arsed

me when i’m trying to slam someone in the replies but i have a typo