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Trying to recapture Weird Twitter from the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains. Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
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Officiant: and do you, Bradley, promise to listen to hours of continuous chatter, interjecting "uh huh"s as appropriate? Bradley: Uh huh.

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And eyes are the areolas of the face.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I like diets with cheat days. Six days of strictly controlled calorie intake, and one day of casual sex with strangers.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

FACT: Your body is not done pooping until the famous drum fill from "In The Air Tonight" comes out of your butt.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Me thinks, for sooth, those who prance and prattle and effect invincibility in the face of presidence and the law have forgot their protecting king is old and much likely to have one too many hamburders and Yay verily, leave them exposed when inevitably he snuffs it.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

We meet again my elusive nemesis #cats

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submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

i’ve been listening to the grateful dead since i was kid mainly because i want to hear how this song ends

submitted 14 days ago • 29 comments

I wish I experienced uninterrupted sleep. I wake up more often than people at a tinfoil hat convention.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

While you’re calling senators to voice your frustrations, take a moment to tell ‘em we said hi.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's afterbirth.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If there were such a zoo, would you want to be a visitor or an exhibit?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Principal: Our "School of Knocks" isn't attracting the attention we hoped. Mike: I have an idea.

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If I was a werewolf with a youtube channel I'd call it Lycan Subscribe

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

"You think you can hit that target with a throwing star?" "Shuriken"

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Me: *whistling quietly as I wipe condensation off a glass pitcher* Kool Aid Man: *his screams cut short as his face is removed*

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments