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hideouslywrinkled.bsky.social
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i recently saw that approximately one third of nba fans believe that there is a very small man living inside every basketball. to be clear i think it’s absolute nonsense, and even if it were true — IF it were true, which it is NOT — it would be terribly sad. why would you make up a story like that

submitted 17 days ago • 69 comments

i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce

submitted 19 days ago • 96 comments

Murray, Utah.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Stargazing 4 xkcd.com/3072

submitted 29 days ago • 33 comments

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

submitted 29 days ago • 683 comments

Switch 2: Switchy Switch

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My mom just said that director Jon Watts needs to start doing mainstream movies. #oscars

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Back to sleep.

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

John Turturro, John Noble and Christopher Walken 🟰 Dream team. #severance

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Daily shower thought: News agencies encouraging inexperienced people to get chickens for eggs will probably lead to more avian influenza.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

@papapishu.bsky.social Soon nice looking headphones on a soon to be Law & Order murder victim. Good set?

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 82 days ago • 50 comments

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

submitted 83 days ago • 42 comments

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

submitted 92 days ago • 383 comments

if the chiefs don't win the super bowl, i won't mind so much as long as it's clear that the nfl at least made an attempt to rig the game in their favor. i have a great deal of admiration and respect for roger goodell and the gesture is and has always been appreciated

submitted 92 days ago • 132 comments

Any similarity is purely coincidental, right, @questauthority.bsky.social?

submitted 94 days ago • 7 comments

i'd say the least annoying team in the nfl is probably the oklahoma lobsters. they make the playoffs every so often but don't really get in anybody's way. the fans are pretty nice. ryan tannehill's a solid quarterback who seems like a cool guy. honestly, when's the last time anybody was mad at them

submitted 96 days ago • 38 comments

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

submitted 97 days ago • 270 comments