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Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

I am become grummz

*makes one small error in a ranked match* *immediately cancels the match, closes the game, deletes the game, throws device in trash, hops in car, drives into oncoming traffic*

🩷 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕜 🏙️

Adding this to the list of "Nintendo Character's Imbibing Responsibly".

this is THE most important detail in Mario Kart World

DK. DONKEY KONG. DK. DONKEY KONG IS HERE.

TODAY: Trans day of visibility TOMORROW: Trans day of invincibility THE NEXT DAY: Big head mode

That feeling when you show an old man your tablecloth

I remember posting this on twitter one day and ended up losing followers. lol. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

AI art is the aesthetic of fascism

I miss the days when listening to podcasts meant that you knew a lot of useless trivia like how grassoline works, and everyone just made fun of you. Now nobody knows how grassoline works, and everyone still makes fun of you. :(

Fact: Nintendo Switch has games.

Well I'm hooked.

Vance get's the same reaction as when someone in the group chat catches a shiny pokemon

"wanna hear another joke?" #comic #webtoon #oc #digitalart #art