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submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m going to stand on this island by myself and I basically think this is impossible because of how short FO and coaching leashes are, but I truly believe if a team just straight committed to Justin Fields for like 3 years, they’d have a really fun team on their hands quickly. 1/

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Bears offseason thoughts that no one asked for: 1. I’m still EXTREMELY skeptical of Ryan Poles. Making a very obvious move at HC deserves some credit to be sure, but he’s got a long way to go to make that fully matter. 2. I’m a Ryan Kelly over Drew Dalman person.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Incel reasoning.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Joe Rogan “well actually I don’t think they’re doing Nazi salutes” interview in 3….2….

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

You’re such a fucking boot licking dofus if you like this guy.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Just let me know when he’s in the ground so I know where to piss.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a stupid idea to be sure, but also I don’t really give a fuck what James Carville considers a good or bad idea. He’s a loser.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah… “grocery prices” were why you didn’t have any money, right?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Guillotine

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ah yes, bitch tits here knows all about being a man.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I can't describe how great it is that one of the best players of this era looks like a hoagie might fall out of his pocket on every spin move. My king.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

You know why we’re in this mess? All of our best leaders are outside of politics. You can’t tell me like Theo Epstein, Dawn Staley, and Dan Campbell wouldn’t have shit running smoothly. Instead we have guys like Rubio and Schumer who couldn’t inspire a 3rd grade basketball team to a .500 record.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

look at all these beta cucks that want to be ruled by a king

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Get him the fuck out

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Excited to see what he says when you pull his string and he can’t say “Stop shot talking America”

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Say Drake, I hear you like Bryce Young You think he'd be a decent QB1

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I fucking hate this guy too btw

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

New York City votes for mayors like they believe Batman is real and want him to have someone to fight

submitted 459 days ago • 23 comments

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

submitted 9 days ago • 214 comments

I predict that if the RFKJr regime de-approves vaccines this will only be preamble to approving vaccines for the same indication via cronyism. Whoever lines the Administration pockets the best gets patent rights on the newly approved "oh now it is safe" vaccine.

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

Dismantling the death penalty is a responsibility that belongs to all of us. Inspiring to see how a group of nuns are trying to save women on death row in Texas: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

submitted 9 days ago • 419 comments

Feel like 95% of politicians are eric adams but they're just better at getting away with being an eric adams than eric adams

submitted 9 days ago • 37 comments

It’s nice that Baldwin as Jack made it, but I continue to despise the disrespect for Tracey Morgan in 30 Rock.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Vote for DeShawn, end of bulletin. I wrote a small piece about him a few years back, and his career in service has grown exponentially. He’d be a damn good mayor.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Oh Paul FOR SURE knew about the Vince stuff. Expect that no Chance In Hell to hit at mania and here’s hoping the crowd reacts accordingly.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It’s past time we stopped seeing Dems like @schumer.senate.gov as merely wimps unfit for the moment, and started seeing them as what they are: complicit. As a constituent, I look forward to supporting a primary challenger with everything I’ve got.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

True sports fan hell for Chicago Bulls fans. chicago.suntimes.com/bulls/2025/0...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Mechanic: Here's your problem. You broke a tie rod. Have you been driving around ditches slamming burnt witches in this thing? Rob Zombie (sheepishly): maybe

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Anthony Rendon heard "pitchers and catchers report" and was like, that's my cue!

submitted 11 days ago • 22 comments

Ey man… why’s this guy keep getting gigs (I know)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Hi. What the fuck? We really just type shit like law enforcement is working to determine applicable charges and move on like that’s perfectly fine?!

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Philadelphia Broad street now Congratulations

submitted 13 days ago • 54 comments

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Grimace but pronounced like Versace.

submitted 14 days ago • 37 comments

What an honor for Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce to do this in front of the president.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments