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turns out the Nemesis System(tm) was WB Interactive management

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Currently appearing at UK bus-stops. More of this pointed ridicule, please.

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Good thread. Good to have on hand.

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It was 8 years ago today that I released my first novel--a detective story titled "Bully For You". WHERE THE HELL DID THAT TIME GO!? Anyway, if you haven't read it, check it out!

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I love the version of "The Golden Rose" here.

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The eyes are the window to the soul. The eyebrows are the awnings of the windows of the soul. The mouth is the front door to the soul. The ears are side windows of the soul. The nose is the airconditioner of the soul. Your soul, just chillin' in that comfy meaty, hairy bone cottage.

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Fuck, these last few weeks have felt like decades.

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There's a map at mutualaidhub.org where you can find a mutual aid near you. They also have some resources on how to start a local mutual aid.

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If I were the groundhog I’d wake up tomorrow and kill myself.

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Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

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Words can be so hurtful. My Aunt Didi was crushed by a Burlington Coat Factory Sign.

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pulled this one from my archives; felt appropriate

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Deep beneath the earth, a show-stopping sensation awaits their moment in the spotlight... if only the audience would stick around. 👀 And smash the subscribe button on our YouTube Channel! We need your eyeballs! youtube.com/@GleefulBeasts?sub_confirmation=1 #Animation #Puppets #Music #ComedyVideo

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The Cannonball video in all its glory youtu.be/fxvkI9MTQw4

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After years of my brother encouraging me to play them, I've finally started going down the #Yakuza rabbit hole. I'm so glad I did! I've only played Zero and most of Kiwami 1 (I'm on the last chapter now), and I don't remember the last time I had so much fun playing a game. They're fucking stellar.

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Cheered me up. 😂 youtu.be/r7wcU4W4tDE?...

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Well, I would now like to elbow Neil Gaiman in the throat. What a thoroughly-shitty human being.

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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

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Last day to get Bloodspinner free on Kindle! A bunch of outcast weirdos form a found family while being hunted by demonic forces. Mature readers! #fantasy www.amazon.com/Bloodspinner...

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Like me, this might be your first time reading the entire thing.

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Bowled a 105 tonight. Not bad for only ever having bowled three times in my life. I think I might have a new hobby.

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It's a shame I only have two thumbs to put up for this.

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Bluesky should capitalize on the moment by rolling out an edit feature

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This is my post-baby body (I used to be a baby)

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Silent Protagonist Jinxed Back in Middle School hard-drive.net/hd/silent-pr...

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TIL H.R. Pufnstuf is not the human resources department for a dispensary.

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Gotta love all these AI-voiced pharmaceutical ads.

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Happy New Year, everybody! Not gonna lie, the world looks pretty fucking bleak right now, but for my sanity's sake I choose to be hopeful we're gonna turn a better corner soon. Que space demon invasion in 5... 4... 3...

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Happy Today!!! #UnrealEngine #StringTheory

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Something weeeird going on here! Please follow and spread the word (if you'd like) 😊 ❤️

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