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Anarchist in the Food not Bombs kind of way. Learning how to post and rizz. Pfp: Bobby Hill dressed as Goku accompanied by both Sailor Moon(I think?) and her(possessive?) cat with the phrase "No Gods, No Masters, All Cops Are Bastards" w/ Chinese subs
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GPT confirmed nepo baby

remember that whole story about how ChatGPT aced the bar exam? Oops! OpenAI 100% just lied about that. It didn't happen. Oopsie! www.nytimes.com/2024/05/15/o...

I just bombed a job interview that a friend set up for me and I'm so messed up about it

almost none of the big rich tech people are actually good engineers. it's all stolen valor.

Friendly reminder that most rich "tech gurus" have no technical or scientific expertise at all. They bought ZipDisk stock low in the 1990s or whatever using their trust fund piggy bank and then bought other shit. They're not triumphant nerds, they're the aging spawn of yacht club jackoffs.

just woke up from a nap to the sound of a crowd counting down outside my window and thought I was about to be merc'd by a gender reveal

Resumes are infohazards I'll be taking no further questions.

she just like me fr (down bad AGP)

This is an honest to God infohazard

I live in rabbit holes.

manic beans and rice

low libido chicken burrito

throwback to a meme i made in the twitter days

everyday I look at the app and gaze at the freaks that are somehow freakier than me and wonder how

oh sick, there's an app called, "Calm", that I should use? So glad someone has finally developed an app that can improve my material conditions without brutally exploiting my labor

going to make a machine learning model that identifies undercover cops and see how pigs like it

don't know how to explain that engineers hate the term AI and almost never use it almost like they understand that a bunch of pattern recognition and linear algebra doesn't add up to consciousness which is a poorly defined concept with no real metrics anyway

sincerely thought this was going to be an open source sex toy platform

I want to make hair clips the same way some of you make Warhammer figurines

I've been to the midwest a total of two times and both times absolutely fucking ripped and I've been wanting to go to Minneapolis/ St. Paul solely because y'all burned down a police station and that was the raddest shit

me getting bodied by trans bodies in my feed

is it okay if I don't want to have pronouns on this account yet? Idk I just don't want to define myself in that sort of way here.

I may just start food posting on this account.

playing geography 20 questions with the SO and so far I've hit them with the Sunda Straight and Samarkand and by glory they're getting better at this

Yes

has anyone made a bluesky client that replaced the "Post" button with a "Skeet" button yet?

One of my biggest problems with "reasonable" accommodations in college was actually how unaccommodating they were. Fighting for accommodations was always a Pyrrhic victory.

I'm looking for the most absolutely deranged weirdos to be mutuals on here. Like so deranged that nothing you do could be reasonably called offensive because it just couldn't be reasoned about at all.

I guess ultimately I'm just trying to learn how to write jokes and be fun and maybe a little introspective? Anywho, pussy in bio.