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himboderek.bsky.social
Dumb Blond on #TeamStupid. Writes porn. Loves transformation. Kinda vain. Gay AF.
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New story on my Patreon: Houseboys www.patreon.com/posts/houseb...

Apparently the response to “your hair looks great today” isn’t “I know, right?” Weird.

My boyfriend seats me at a specific spot at the table so I can’t see my reflection in the window.

Feeling good about my build lately. I mean, yeah, zap me into a muscle beast… but this ain’t bad.

Forgot to take an edible the other night and went to bed without it. Woke up early, felt sharp and thoughtful. I hate that shit. I like being stupid and shallow. Weed is a fucking miracle drug for me.

Honestly, diet is one of those area where I struggle. I get my protein and enough calories everyday, but I love sugar, drinking with my friends, and taking weed. I do a half-decent job outrunning my diet at the gym, but man… where would I be if I took it seriously?

I cant wait to never paint anything ever again. Til the next time.

Soooo much painting… Changing *into* my painting clothes this time.

More painting vibes

Spent the afternoon at the new house painting. Just changing back into street clothes.

Rewriting one of my old series and posting it when I have time. Vanilla, CA — a mysterious stranger comes to a small town and starts to remake its residents. Available for free to all paid members on my Patreon at www.patreon.com/posts/vanill..., or on GaySpiralStories whenever it gets approved.

The latest chapter of my “Day In The Life” saga, now available for Horny Himbo members of my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/wednes...

“The Dollhouse” — a new story, now available on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/dollho...

Gym time. Love this tee.

something extremely hot to me about when dudes make their teeth too perfect. is it the himbofication of it all? suddenly the @himboderek.bsky.social is me?

You absolute sweetheart.

I love comments on my stories so much. Honestly, that’s the hardest part about keeping most of my new work behind a Patreon wall. That said, the guys who comment on Patreon… those guys write great comments. Detailed, thoughtful, and bringing ideas I never considered.

Just remember. Obviously condoms are a great way to protect yourself but if you don’t use them at least 1-know your HIV status & go on PrEP if negative & get treated to undetectable if POZ U=U 2-get tested (blood, urine &all holes) regularly 3- Get your vaccines 4-Inspect the merchandise 5-DoxyPEP

The Power of Advertising, now available on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/power-...

Finished the first draft of my current story at just shy of 16k words. Time to whittle this down til it’s polished.

The mcstories section on asstr.org. Started with “The Hypnotized Jock”, but when I found Onix I was hooked. The NCMC, and its successor gayspiralstories. CYOC www.zetacity.com/becoming

Finally finished outlining my latest story. The outline weighs in at 6,274 words. I have a feeling this is gonna be a long one.

Going blond was like… the best choice ever. Sometimes my buddies razz me for it, but who fuckin’ cares? You gotta look dumb to get dumb.

I look at shorter guys in the gym and I’m so jealous. And I’m only six feet, nowhere near as tall as Freddé here.

One of my favourite things to do with AI images is helping brainstorm for stories. Here’s a little thread of images I made this morning while daydreaming about my next story. Here’s the premise: some people think being gay is a choice. If that was the case, wouldn’t we advertise?

I already own the hat.