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himbohoney.bsky.social
33, queer himbo cat dad✨ nsfw linktr.ee/himbohoney
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I went to Bottomland and everyone there knew you (even though your profile says you’re switch)

my greatest weakness as a leader is that you have to pick your battles and unfortunately i want to pick all of them

Also, good news! All my Twitch VODs are now transferred to YouTube! www.youtube.com/@RyyudoTwitc... Working on getting everything organized into playlists again. Until then: Enjoy this assortment of Ryyushrugs from my new thumbnails.

BRALESS! at the bar

Honey earned his first free game on Batman 66 and I think we found his new Table

DRIP DRY! at the disco

fell asleep while jerking off last night (ty ambien) and woke up at 2am with my glass dildo still inside me lmaooo

imagine hating me and i’m just in bed like this

flirting with my wife

had to go in the office today but wow was i cute

setting the scene: we have been trying not to drown the horrors out with substances but tonight we were struggling and my wife comes inside from the patio wife: i lied im gonna smoke the joint me: cool im gonna make a drink wife: with what? me: …gin wife: and? me: …..ice (we’re out of mixers)

it’s wild how cute my natural blush is like i don’t need makeup look at how cute n pink my cheeks get on their own omggg #transsky #transnsfw

girl what

does my cat even care that i make up really funny songs about him being a faggot 😔

my (wfh office) job has decided we are open on saturdays now so i have to occasionally take a saturday rotation and today is my first one. i was dreading it but now im remembering unfortunately i do like working on weekends, bc no one is around to bother me

every time i get a new cologne i get a new personality, just gemini things✨

hey wipe the fuckin snow off the back of your car window dump ass

about to send a bitchy work email? try jerking off first 💖 if you still wanna be a bitch after, they probably deserve it✨

soooo excited to see THE MONKEY tn

my bush is so powerful right now. bush era. bush administration, even

ty to my wife for taking this while i was scrollin lol it is #wagonwednesday after all 💖

he’s not used to seeing snow

no offense but my wife fucked me so good tonight i am a puddle 🫠💖

(to gas station attendant) hey man how’s it going. How do I set the pump to sips again? If I wanna drink some little sips? Sips don’t cost

many people want to fuck me but not enough people are actually fucking me, it’s pretty sad when you think about it

I fuck fat bitches. I'm transgender. I believe in free healthcare and UBI. I'm not human, no part of me ever was. I believe things can be better. I crave Pokémon carnally. I'm a werewolf. I eat people

i’m so sleepy but happy #tummytuesday to those who celebrate 💖✨

i would stay at one of these white lotus resorts

i love when people pay me to be hot and fuck myself, things i am already doing,

recruitment day at the puppygirl polycule house

rotate my tires? are they not rotating every time i drive? dump ass

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

the only time these two don’t hate each other is when we open a window