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My name it ain't nothing. My age it means less. The country I come from is called the Midwest.
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Feel like no one actually uses the little dick portal in the underwear when you go to take a piss standing up. Like I always just move the whole waistband down.

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Waiting for the market to open

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Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

submitted 39 days ago • 110 comments

You need to show up at your bank tomorrow morning with a rifle and demand your money before they run out

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Born to seduce Saxon nuns away from Papery, forced to talk about SaaS on LinkedIn

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Christian of Anhalt quoted saying "he won't really do it," broadsheets are being circulated throughout the Palatinate bearing his likeness beneath the quote

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Trump just announced 19% tariffs on the Margraviate of Brandenburg and 25% on the entire Schmalkaldic League

submitted 44 days ago • 6 comments

happy liberation day patriots!

submitted 44 days ago • 7 comments

In Norwich in the Middle Ages, there was a long running dispute over jurisdiction and taxation between the Benedictine priory that ran the city's cathedral and the civic government. In 1272 a dispute between the two over a market led to a riot and the cathedral being burned down

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

fellas, what’s stopping you from grooming a mustache like this?

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Mark Carney should bring back knighthoods to really emphasize Canada's difference from the United States

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Do you think this is officially licensed merchandise

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

This is a fetus at 8 weeks. Still think it isn't murder???

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Am I going crazy or is everyone kind of jumping to conclusions based on summaries of Lutnick's statement that don't fully articulate what he says in the video

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

My favorite schizo European nationalist movement

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

A lot of people have convinced themselves that what's preventing radical activism in the US is that we're uniquely repressed and impoverished, when it's exactly the opposite. It's all cargo cult politics, we're in an age of trying to act out the past in an effort to revive it by sympathetic magic.

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Every time he posts something like this, people should ask for clarification as to whether he is doing it in his role as a politics reporter or whether he is giving his own personal opinions and whether he thinks it's a breach of journalistic ethics to post in both capacities from the same account

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Just a casual reminder that Sheldon would serve DOGE without a second thought

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While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO KETAMINE DEALER and fentanyl!"

submitted 85 days ago • 4 comments

Me when I see more people want to eliminate DOGE than the IRS

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Fascinating dynamic here where the poster believes Brigitte Macron is both secretly trans and Emmanuel's biological father but still respects her pronouns

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Respectfully, get a grip

submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

this is also one of those things where the people who are worked up about it are generally not the people they suppose to be impacted. I guarantee you that you could talk to thousands of African-American people and not find a single one who gives a shit about the words "brown bag lunch"

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

At this point I don't think any of these will happen and neither should you. When he actually implements one that didn't exist in his first term you can worry

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The biggest question I have about this is why it looks like complete ass when you can create CGI that looks infinitely better in movies and video games for tiny fractions of that amount

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Finished The Silmarillion and can now confidently say that The Hobbit was the best thing Tolkien ever wrote

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

"Enhancements from other organisms"

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