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The League of Excrement has its first top 100k player already in what could turn out to be an expensive season... Well done to Nick, who's climb from >1m just 5 weeks ago has been quite ridiculous 376 points in 3 weeks 😲

As I still have one week left of AssMan and sticking with Emery would be earth shatteringly dull... my options are Glazner AVL Pereira FUL Ange MCI Anybody got a strong opinion here?

Not so much as a handing over the baton from City to Liverpool... but being beating to death with it and prying it from their lifeless corpse.

The most "in form players" in FPL. The game is a fucking laughing stock.

Well done Glasner and Pereira owners. Fantastic process. I would have done the latter myself if I'd had a spare transfer, but alas, getting 3 injuries a week does make saving them quite hard. Grateful to own Munoz at least. How the actual fuck is that man just 7% owned.

Well done to all Mbeumo and Wissa owners I didn't get them so you could all enjoy them Man of the people Have a great weekend x

One move for Simba. Ndiaye out, Cunha in. Good luck ever scoring again you tossclown. Emery retained. Trent benched. Salah trusted again. Rogers never leaving until he gets a bastard return from the starting line up. One love and all that shit

Man Utd predicted XI to avoid in all forms of fantasy gaming this weekend. Thanks to @emma1.bsky.social as always for hosting.

Mo Salah might break the highest scoring FPL player in a season you know Just a hunch

Bring it on

Probably the 2nd best film of 2024 after Conclave. Highly watchable, if regularly imperfect. My β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… review of Anora on Letterboxd boxd.it/8QC7wh

Last week I had 31 points trapped on my bench This week I have 0... and have had three injuries, one of which is for the season Cannot even field an XI in a double game week Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated But my FPL team certainly is

Simba looks to bounce back after the duality of triple captaining Salah with one paw, and benching Chris Wood with the other Emery Ass Man Still doesn't even have 3 Liverpool Amad still fucking there

Getting to play my AM chip on Sipke Hulshoff was not in the script Could be a huge differential He's not even in the fucking game.

Manchester City securing lower league opposition for the 7926th time in a row

If an offside 93rd minute winner from Harry Maguire at home to Leicester won't bring back the glory days to this club, then I don't know what will.

For any souls-like gamers out there. Been playing Black Myth Wukong and it is hands down the most beautiful looking game I've played of this ilk. Boss fight after boss fight of incredible scale and wonder. Basically God of War in China. With Monkeys. So so much fun.

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Tel (6m) coming in cheaper than every current Spurs attacker including Werner is... wild Did admin think he was playing for Man Utd?

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There was nothing between Wood, Rogers and Gordon this week Every model, every zonal match up, every points prediction, every poll. You're talking throw a blanket stuff For that decision to be a 16 point swing is one of the cruellest I've ever experienced in FPL Enjoy my pain, because I can't

Good luck all. Simba needs a rest.

Simba is sticking with Triple Captain Salah Decision Made The value of the extra info and one less transfer (which would be for a hit as I'd want Watkins) to change my AM next week is too great Fuck it. Against the grain, as fucking always.

Almost everybody who is on AM Slot is going to be hoping Liverpool win without any Goal Involvements from Salah (above 200% EO) or Gakpo (sold/won't own) That's just an absolutely mad scenario regardless of the logic of it What an utterly ridiculous chip this is

Almost every tactic this week is gambling pretty massively on Liverpool beating Spurs Gonna be hit fucking city next week otherwise