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Leadership development consultant helping directors, VPs, and less-formal leaders get clear on their organizational problems and rally their teams to solve them. (he/they)
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Why yes, I will play another song for the LinkedIn deck party, on this, the 14th of April, 1912. Wait, why is everyone running?

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Everyone who says you can’t put toothpaste back into the tube has never seen a syringe. 🤔

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What the hell are you supposed to do when your local bureaucracy outsources its bureaucracy and nobody knows the law anymore.

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One man’s escape hatch is another Sigourney Weaver’s airlock based disposal system.

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The future is fugly

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The invasiveness of the ai features in google workspace makes me want to leave it all behind.

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Ah so the things we depend on will just stop working at random? Software has prepared me for this. (Thanks I hate it.)

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word of the day: “fatigue”

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Live Laugh Log off

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Keep that “intellectual” curiosity about the horrors to yourself. “WhAt An InTeReStInG cAsE StUdY” bro I hope you gaze into your own navel so hard that you find yourself staring into a toilet bowl

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In a decade, when so much will have turned to ash, I wonder if we’ll see a more appropriate level of interest in “yes we could, but should we?”

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I will be vibing until further notice, thank you

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

chaos is a bladder

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broccoli peppermint mocha hope that made you make a face

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I’m pleased to report I am no longer excelling at the Overthinking Olympics. I didn’t even get the bronze this year.

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I wish I could care more about less, to care always, and only about what matters.

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so DST is upon us, but, like, where does that hour GO? my theory? that hour gets banked and lent out (with interest) for a term that runs through november, at which point it's returned to us (sans interest). the rich get richer, am I right? even with time

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Dunkin: terrible coffee, pretty okay donut holes

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“sorry for eating all your shareholder value, I was really hungry”

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My feed right now is: -The horrors. -The different horrors. -Oh God someone do something. -What book do you think is the coolest book? -Shit, the horrors and the different horrors fucked and birthed a new, worse horror.

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@rleaverton.bsky.social looking snazzy!

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I saw what I saw

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“When you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.” RIP David Lynch

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Someone was kind to me and it scared away my depression. So that’s pretty cool. 😎

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My next business name: Subtle Possum Productions

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I am incapable of any flow state stuff right now, so I’m just flitting from activity to activity like some kind of goldfish-brained butterfly.

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Reposting the Visakan meme for eternity

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Kinda doubt the singularity is all that great. Besides, I’m married.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Wondering if rational systems just lose to irrational behaviors every time. Okay, embrace that as a desire path… what then?

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If you send me a “year in review” email you’re dead to me lol

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

The waste management people let me throw my own trash bag into the back of the garbage truck, and I could barely contain my glee. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

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Guess where on the picture I put WD-40. (The answer may surprise you.)

submitted 134 days ago • 5 comments

be so angry that you help somebody

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking takes uhhhhhhh work *blinks one eye at a time*

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I can now put cat6 cable through walls. You better watch out.

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"Firms that are ... networks of competence are now generally growing faster with higher staff engagement than firms that are ... hierarchies of authority." -- Steve Denning, Forbes

submitted 140 days ago • 2 comments

My party trick is fixing wobbly tables. (It’s not that hard; it’s just nobody does it.)

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