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Anybody else get ASMR from packing away your work laptop on a Friday afternoon?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Still can’t believe I finally managed to see one of my favourite Bollywood playback singers over the weekend 🥹🥰♥️ Kavita Krishnamurti’s voice live was insane

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Chai Tea 💀

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

“Most young people are in favour of turning the U.K. into a dictatorship according to a deeply worrying study” 🌚

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Logging into work on a Monday morning and having to go through all the verification methods, the junk email, spend time sifting through which emails are actually meant for you and the ones you’ve just been CC’d on as part of a team and then seeing your calendar of meetings of the week

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Some people use Grindr for external validation, I use Microsoft Teams ✨ Bring on the weekend

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I’m celebrating making it to the end of another week by blasting “ICH KOMME” at 5pm on the dot.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

After watching how brutal that was for Freddie, I have decided that I can not apply to be on #TheTraitors If I had to endure that much heat, only to be used as a scapegoat in the last minute, my final words would not pass BBC Censorship. I’ll ‘see you next Tuesday’ Charlotte 🤬

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Winning at work 🥰

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

3am last night, had a nightmare that I was getting attacked by a wasp and it started to crawl into my ear. So I slapped myself on the ear really hard to try and kill the wasp. Except I ended up slapping myself for real and that’s how I woke myself up.

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

Freddie to Minah about who he thinks is a traitor: #TheTraitors

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

#TheTraitors

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I know we’ve got another episode of #TheTraitors today but is anybody else not feeling it as much as other seasons? Has the novelty wore off, is the gameplay bad or is it just Joe?

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Good morning to everyone, especially the Bishop that had the guts to call Trump out on his discriminatory thoughts at his own event

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

🏋🏾

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Kamala Harris looking at Trump say “the golden age of America begins now”

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Personally, I think Beyoncé should just drop her announcement today, to steal the limelight and give us all something positive to celebrate

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

Also, no shade but the fact that they have to keep using the words “peaceful transfer of power” says a lot about America and its politics

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Not condoning violence but Elon Musk really does have such a slappable face

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

Second week in the new job and I have a bunch of calendar invites for meetings with people I don’t know using acronyms I don’t understand to discuss projects I’ve never heard of 🙃

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

It’s giving “Hi my name is Matthew and I’m calling about your broadband”

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Todays lazy Sunday afternoon film: The Simpsons Movie 🍩

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk: From MAGA to MEGA (Make Europe Great Again) Me:

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

My 3yr old niece has just FaceTimed me to say thank you for a jumper that I didn’t even buy 😂 Needless to say, my sister who did in fact buy it, was visibly furious in the background

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Me everytime I think about the upcoming US Inaugaration

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

The only reason I don’t want to go on #TheTraitors is in case I have to put up with someone like Joe, consecutively, for a number of days…

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

Claudia: I hope you like Colombo Freddie: are we going to Colombia? #TheTraitors

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

You know what, kudos to the production company who have managed to get an entire nation invested in a game of ‘chase the ace’ #TheTraitors

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Not being funny but now that Kas and Dan have gone, the only faithful I want to win is Freddie (and not just in the hope that we get more shower scenes) #TheTraitors

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Ok… we ready? #TheTraitors

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Made the mistake of telling my manager that I’m only a 15min walk from the office so now I have no excuse for ever being late

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

Ended up talking about football with a cute guy in the office. I knew the score because my brother-in-law was matching the match when I went home on Sunday so thought I’d try and impress the office hottie. He now thinks I’m a football fan. And now I support Manchester United.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments