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hirleoness.bsky.social
she's no mere towering wit, nor simply a huge personality; she's also a fine slab of beef. 30, rural PNW, genderqueer satyr gooner witch clown, any pronouns (be creative). pup Handler.
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Wonder what he’s listening to… 🎧 Never leave a high dog alone.

submitted 61 days ago • 13 comments

suuuuch a sexy otter

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

the vintage quality to these photos....the potentia of sexual awakening reeks from them in the best way. i feel like i found them in a shoebox in Unc's attic

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

yesterday i had a marvelous cozy adventure on a hefty dose of mushies & said lovely situation included hours of my partner playing Final Fantasy X. when Tidus' weapon showed up on screen i yelled "that's Dolly Parton's sword!!" & couldn't stop giggling, nor could i explain, but this image is why

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i'll have to get real close to be sure

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

they're building the camps. they're telling mainstream reporters they'll invoke the insurrection act to use military assets to effect arrests once they've built the camps. it's all happening here, right now.

submitted 7 days ago • 18 comments

me when the macro goes after subsidized housing in low income neighbourhoods instead of corporate buildings and mega mansions

submitted 42 days ago • 32 comments

gods, & with the fuckin nails too. i swoon

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

dammit, Leo. you need to go more viral for being hot before anyone will engage with your niche humor

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

corporate needs you to find the difference etc. etc.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 11 days ago • 39 comments

whatever best suits the current bit

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Been thinking a lot more about the 'egg prime directive' thing after it had that little resurgence a few weeks ago. I don't think people understand that we aren't going to shift the needle on transphobia in society until being trans is considered a normal thing that anyone could be.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

it took me until last year to learn that i actually love leaning back & getting sucked off & it's entirely because @astralzed.bsky.social is a SUPREMELY talented pup who just gets better every time 🤩

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submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

feeling my rural oats in this Spring outfit today. anybody need a bush taken care of? or maybe something plowed?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

such beauty

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Grey sweatpants are quaking right now. onlyfans.com/sixfootfiveguy

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

how do you say “diva down” in Latin

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

What's up clown fuckers

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

i hear that the only treatment is a consistent regimen of throat massage. may i offer my services?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Show your meat without showing it.

submitted 138 days ago • 31 comments

Fuck. It's a Sunday.

submitted 93 days ago • 66 comments

💧³

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this looks all-you-can-eat to me

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Saw some marxist-brained dipshit calling ICE officers "lumpenproletariat." ...Cops. Literal employed wage workers enshrined by the state. That's so stupid. Shut the fuck up. I hope a homeless person shanks you. I hope a sex worker robs you.

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

what form!!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Ke$ha's "Joyride" was designed in a lab to do to circuit gays what the tongues of fire do to the Pentecostals

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

submitted 16 days ago • 194 comments

Haooy Fat Cock Friday #FCF

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

Touch it if you’re touchy

submitted 17 days ago • 23 comments

Fortuna bless me with the luck of this man in a charity shop

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

always a good time to give a bookish kid who thinks magic is cool the Earthsea books

submitted 20 days ago • 189 comments