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he/him | your least favorite poster’s favorite poster | please don’t put me in starter packs
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(seeing a guy climbing down from a huge lifted Ram) got your wife’s car today buddy? haha is that your wife’s gun too

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no time to explain. get in

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flip these fucking things over man destroy every robot

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“space tourism” is some ridiculous shit man until every human being on this planet is fed sheltered and healthy you keep your feet on the fucking ground or alternatively if you don’t we just fucking leave you up there

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We're at $205/1000 and really do need help. Again, this is since our income was nearly halved in November. And no, we don't get subsidies. If any of the work I do holds value for you, and you aren't struggling, please show it.

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liberals want you to be ruled by lazy rapists who outsource their jobs to the plagiarism machine that burns the rainforest

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who up soldering they wick to they board

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mentioned in an email that i attached a wire to something and outlook wouldn’t send it until i acknowledged that i wanted to send without an attachment but sure lets have the computers pick who dies and goes to jail

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Generative ai is just fast fashion for tech bros

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sorry boys space is for the ladies

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it’s 6:47am on a monday and i’m already yearning for a cigarette.

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time for another fuckin week

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doomsday fuckin whips man top five easy

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ai should be used for one purpose only: finding screenshots of matt yglesias tweets and removing them from my timeline

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i got yer ideological diversity right here *grabs crotch and thrusts*

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Shout out to 40 years of elected officials giving Trump the tools he needs to become the despot America has always deserved And, yes, Clinton, Obama and Biden built this machine as much as Reagan and the Bush Dynasty did and they deserve as much blame

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Cyber Fuc*ed. #WorldBollardAssociation

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please do not put liz bruenig tweets on my timeline

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already woke and boke

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it grows clearer every day that we, as a society, never fully processed the death of Smash Mouth's lead singer

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big retch

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bill maher will be the last man on earth not even the devil wants that guy

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listening to streetlight manifesto to motivate myself to get out of bed and turn it off

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Wonder what Apple is allowing them to do for this

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wait wait don’t tell me brought to you by some ai shit and better help fuck off peter

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yanni fuckin whips ass this is a pro yanni account

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if you don't like yanni then fuck you

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do not sleep on Live At the Acropolis. Ric Fierabracci tears it up on bass, and has killer tone doing it.

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if you aren’t ride or die for yanni unfollow me now

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guys like this are absolutely champing at the bit to turn you over to the security state never use your real name for anything my own mother called me dude

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