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If Diogenes was a streamer "Behold, chat, a man"

all these bozos trying to be the adult in the room about american politics buddy that ship sailed in like 1994

one time in church i told my little cousin to stop squirming and he asked me what that was and i was trying to explain it to him and i got shushed

drinkin a cider on the porch and commenting on everyone’s driving seen maybe three dudes going a reasonable speed

I drew Antler Cat #pixelart

the other single-color versions in the sets:

go tell that long tongued liar go and tell that midnight rider tell the rambler the gambler the back biter

i hope we don’t have to go to work tomorrow

oh my lord

Y’all this is so funny because all them white South African ppl who thought they would get to be coming to the States as refugees can kiss that grift goodbye chile

if the centre is fascism now then I guess the left is gonna have to get more militant 🤷

The cost of all Entertainment going up is not a coincidence Rich People need to feel special and so Working People can’t have fun things. The Switch2 being unattainable for regular people is going to mark a sea change in the way game companies market products

these bozos anointed a right wing cop without a primary and think it’s a concession lmao she campaigned with one of the most prolific war criminals of the last century be serious

the theaterical re-release of Dogma is the first time a theatrical re-release has made me feel old

come here so I can give you a forehead smooch 😚

immigration enforcement is class warfare and that’s why dems won’t do anything to curtail it

good faith effort would be a beautiful name for a center-left girl

every time you call a guy a dipshit on here it gets logged in a database and they talk about it at political action committees lmao they probably got graphs and everything man they’ve calculated every ratio they put every pigpoopballs pic into the ai to find the median pixel count

if david lynch was my neighbor i would bring him chili

doing a wellness retreat to increase my productivity

ya know what why not who cares man i got shit to do

yeah man

the giant from twin peaks

some of you seem like your job in a past life was to shout “seize them!” at the guards

driving a tesla? call that a hoaxwagen

reeducation camps for guys who watch ted talks

The only real “diet” soda is the one you don’t drink. This message brought to you by water. Water, you aren’t drinking enough.

a fast paced competitive environment sounds terrible bro do you have anything chill and lowkey

these dipshits send you an email asking for 15 bucks and use it to provide fascists with a meal