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🏳️‍🌈 Gaylor🌼 She/her 34🫡 Caffeinated Chaos ☕️ Desert Dweller 🏜️ 🥃 Maroon enthusiast. 🍷🫦 ♊️ ☀️. ♐️ 🌙
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I just know Tay is bopping to this album…..and I’m guessing Shadow Of A Man is her on repeat right now.

LoveDrug still on top for me.

Traveled to NZ (on VPN) to listen to Mayhem early. Oh my goooood. Mother heard I’m a slut for synth and she delivered 80s disco synth 😭 so damn good. LoveDrug is my fave so far, followed closely by Shadow of a Man. MOTHERRRRRRR

Ain't nooo fuckin' way haha. I forgot The Oscars were on, and literally turned it on to Joe Alywn talking 🤣

Picked up my beautiful new mountain bike this week and I still can’t ride it because my sciatic nerve is out of whack and I still can’t walk from Thursday leg day 🤣 fuck. This is 35 I guess 😭

Awwww man 😭 RIP.

Hey US government….since y’all being a bunch fucking douche canoes…. Can you give me the $4k in taxes you took off my annual bonus back. Since you’re not doing anything productive with it.

I’m claiming Blade of Grass from Mayhem. I already know it’s a sleeper. Never base a song off of a title. I claimed But Daddy I Love Him before TTPD released, and I was so right 🤣

Finally got a subwoofer for my new stereo setup. I have a list of songs to test to make sure I have it tweaked right, but the final boss is always Maroon. Gotta make sure those low frequencies really hit in the chest. Nailed it.

I’m not the best on picking up on things….but I think….i thiiiink the cute girl I’ve seen in the office but never spoke to until now was flirting with me 🤣 I think that’s what happened. I think, like….yea. Ok yea. What? 🤣

Marked safe from the on-field smooch.... but we need more pics of her outfit 🤣

Marked safe from another on field PR smooch.

Um....mother is singing...why the fuck are they making the crowd clap and cheer during it. SILENCE.

GAGAAAAAAAAA 😭

Oh good... Brad Pitt is finally aging.

My rotel dip is taking to goddamn long to melt. Hurry up bitch.

Can’t wait to see which songs on Mayhem are my ride or die. Too many fools shit on Plastic Doll and 1000 Doves on Chromatica, and they were BANGERS.

we have a video of the taychappell conversation! taylor to chappell “i am so obsessed with this album!” 🥹🥹

I still can’t get over how fucking good the Grammys were. SO FUCKING GOOD.

Like a poem said by a lady in red You hear the last few words of your life With a haunting dance, now you're both in a trance It's time to cast your spell on the night Clearly Gaga was foreshadowing with Abracadabra and the haunting dance in question is Grammys Taylor drunkenly busting ass 🤣 💃

And now to go put Abracadabra on repeat

Yay Beyoncé!!

I love women

Alicia Keys for President

I love Alicia Keys

go off straightbrina

Ayooooooo

This has been a top tier Grammys

Hahahahahah so much gay panic in that room 🤣 Taylor and Sabrina were WINDED 🤣 💀

Hahahahahah Sabrina for sure thirsting after Shakira 🤣 💀

This woman is NOT 48

I need the camera crew to cut to Taylor for this 🤣

I’m so happy 😭

THANK YOU GAGA!!!

Unless there’s another single from Mayhem on an ad, that’s enough of this shit.

I’ve got whiplash from Taylor’s thigh chain and Gaga’s new single.

I have my Mastercard ready….DROP ABRACADABRA NOW GOD DAMMIT

Gaga never left by the way.

THAT CANNOT JUST BE A COMMERCIAL AND NOT DROP THE SINGLE. I NEED ABRACADABRA RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT!!

AHHHHHHH NEW GAGA!!!

I forget that The Weeknd is so popular 😆

TAYLOR WE SEE YOU DANCING!

FUCK YES CHAPPELL!!!!!!

AHHHHHH they put the kiss in Sabrina’s clip 🤣 💀

What’s up with everyone ripping off their clothes and doing acrobatics and shit 🤣

That was SO FUCKING GOOD