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I run marathons for no good reason https://friendscollective.org https://helpingourselves.org 📍Washington, DC
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like i said, he's never coming back from this. and it has nothing to do with the blows he took, but everything to do with his inability to let it go. the white genes are doing somersaults rn.

One of us in this group has embraced the moniker, "Ashy Flatass" and is wearing as a badge of pride. Gotta love it.

Today was a movie #PVR

I think what I have learned during my 20 year dating career is that a good portion of men will use these phrases when they actually just aren’t that interested in you. They have to create an issue with you because they can’t just say that yall are incompatible, hard stop!

If any of my DC (or near DC) peeps are renting out a room or know anyone that is please DM me. I’d really appreciate it 🙏🏾

There’s just no plausible way you can describe the U.S. as a free country anymore.

Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”

If there ever were two pics that define “I don’t look like what I’ve been through” these are them

T-Pain said 🌀

IYKYK

"Within minutes after DOGE accessed the NLRB's systems, someone with an IP address in Russia started trying to log in. The attempts were 'near real-time'... "Whoever was attempting to log in was using one of the newly created DOGE accounts..." www.npr.org/2025/04/15/n...

Vamos a la playa immediamente

Every time I think I’m in my traveler bag, my friend Jen reminds me that I’m still a poor. She said she just wanted a quick break in the French Riviera to finish a book 😩

Two couples on this flight are going to PVR to get married. 🥰

Because of Orange Cheetohead my client scheduled an emergency member-wide webinar during my vacay. This means I’ll have to delay snorkeling to start his webcam {insert appropriate expletive here}

first they came for the — oh shit, they’re coming for errybody

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Our organization’s Line Dancing event raised many dollars for our initiatives to helped the unhoused. Thanks to all who made it and we hope you can come to the next one.

Your nose is always in your sight. Your brain just chooses to ignore it.

Everyone my age that I find interesting are chasing people 20, 30 years younger. Everyone 20-30 years younger are encamped in my DMs. I wasn't kidding about monastery life y'all. ATP it's the logical route.

A plastic bag filled with other plastic bags

That Orange motherfucker said 'homegrown criminals are next' and that El Salvador needs to build 5 more places to imprison them. He wants to send people, US CITIZENS he deems criminals with no due process, to an El Salvadorian gulag. Luigi 2.0 get your ass out there and get on the field!!

What will it take for that party to admit it backed the wrong horse and enact the 25th amendment? Putin must have piss tapes on the whole GOP. Gotta be.

And the way he eats McDonalds and KFC everyday? Lying asses

AHT let me stop you RIGHT there ✋🏽😌🙅🏾‍♂️ No…I am not flirting with you nor trying to get at you. This is what genuine kindness without ulterior motives looks like

Bisexual men our time is NOW

Wow. This sat me down y'all. 🥹

China really upping their trolling game since the tariffs.