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I run marathons for no good reason https://friendscollective.org https://helpingourselves.org 📍Washington, DC
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I think I may have to give up national news for a minute. Every time I watch NBC's Lester Holt on the 7pm news my resting heart rate triples.

#TheWhiteLotus is a specific brand of uncomfortable White People Mess™ that I find so delicious and satiating to my palate

Talking to a friend who's still a music teacher and admitted that it was the one job in my career where I had the most joy but I don't see it ever happening again. Then he sends me this vid of his students, which now has revived my hope that I get to teach again 🥹

Now, no matter what other medium I see Walter Goggins in, I can only hear Cecil Stedman #TheWhiteLotus #Invincible

Coulda sworn this was Ursher @ first glance

The best I can.

“You really ‘bout to do it?”

Braise yer meat in red wine! It takes away that game-y taste, and makes the final product taste like heaven!

Been programming a discount formula matrix based on complex variable for a client's e-commerce website and it all was working fine within the staging site. Upon launch, something that is supposed to cost $58 is costing $73. 4 hours of work mind you...🤨

Protests don’t work if they’re just vibes. France didn’t just march—they SHUT THE COUNTRY DOWN. No flights. No trains. No business as usual. That’s how you make a government listen. SHUT THIS BITCH DOWN!

“I think you’ve overestimated your contributions, and underestimated your blessings” I will use this sentence on some deserving soul before I depart this mortal coil #Severance

Misogynoir is so normalized in society that even a lot of Black women don’t realize they judge other Black women more harshly than they do anyone else.

Todays spin class wasn’t any easier but we were stronger so we killt it 💪

If you need to get rid of lethargy or stay awake until the rapture, this damn coffee will do the trick! Almost TOO well

He not lyin!! 😖

White Lotus and CoffeeMate team up to sell me creamer was not on my bingo card but touché to their Marketing Team. I bought it!😅

A Black woman named Aliyah was struggling to find work. So, she catfished herself and made a fake profile on LinkedIn named "Emily." Emily had the same qualifications as Aliyah but received 57.9% of interview invites while Aliyah received 8.9% This is what we mean when we say racism is systemic.

1/4 - Most musicians should be able to pick out this chord sequence easily, but see if YOU can guess the song, even though it’s not performed in the style of the original

Drop a picture of yourself and turn it B&W

This is who Republicans just made FBI Director. Kash Patel calls for “offensive operations” to jail Americans who they consider “the enemy.” “We will go out and find the conspirators... Yes, we are going to come after the people in the media”

Animal Farm was more accurate than most religious texts

At a function, I was very rude to 2 people who were obviously tryna connect with me. I only went to enjoy my time there, but I do regret that I wasn't in the headspace to be hit on, and it manifested in curt and smart-ass responses. I'm going thru something rn but I can't let it make me a jerk

Recently went to Artechouse’s underwater odyssey called “Twilight Zone” If you need a great place for a solo date (or with a S.O.) I highly recommend

May I suggest that the obliviousness is a feature, not a bug.

@durandbernarr.bsky.social I love it when good people do well

durandbernarr.bsky.social really do love me bc he coming to the Filmore 🥰

Me haffi dew eet

Speaking of Black History Month, my newest client is a BLACK inventor of this system that could save entire neighborhoods from wildfire! I hope the new website I built him brings nothing but success, and. more importantly saved lives! #BHM guardsmanfire.com