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“Once you realized that everything was a hoax you got wise and began to bleed and burn your fellow man.” — Charles Bukowski

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Learning firsthand that angry rhinos CAN CLIMB was terrifying, to say the least. #dreams

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The romance comic is entitled HOT HOSPITAL; half the cover is an extreme closeup of a Lichtensteinesque nurse's face with a single tear coursing down one rosy cheek while in the background, a doctor shares a laugh with a winsome candy-striper. The nurse's drippy word balloon says, "Oh, Ted! No—no!"

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spiderlight: the octuple radiance only spiders can see, cast by the fire in your blood

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If by “church” you mean “a nude woman”, then yes.

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“Are you a replican, or a replicant?”

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Suddenly, the Cybertruck makes sense.

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The good news: The Didle is true! The bad news: It’s not about our god. #dreams

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The police where doing their annual nunchaku safety awareness gig, handing out bumper stickers that said things like DON’T CHUKK & DRIVE and IF YOU SEE ME CHUKKIN BEST BE DUCKIN. #dreams

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HOLY SHIT REAGAN HOLOGRAM

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welp, only 1377 days to go

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The stuff dreams are made of.

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TFW you pip after going for broke in the final round

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Franklin’s win condition goes hard.

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ghosts: pls masturbate were bored

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Gary Panter, from his IG today

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Fritos are just Corn Nuts with extra entropy

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