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hobbsisme.bsky.social
Comedian and idiot
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“I am become meme” well at least we know he’s not at a GRAMMAR Nazi am I right folks?

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A bat signal for when I need emotional support but feel like too much of a burden to reach out to any individual

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Venus is in retrograde so if you’re dating someone that believes in astrology watch out

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I get the strange feeling that LMFAO doesn’t feel bad for party rockin’ at all

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Social media is great because I like to find out what people who took US History from a football coach think about geopolitics

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If you weren’t with me at my worst, honestly good call, you’re probably a solid judge of character

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Once I figure out how to be content with my own existence it’s over for you hoes

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This Reese’s Sonic blast can save me

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I’m not rich but if ur looking for someone that racks up a lot of Kroger gas points I’m ur guy

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The “legal” products in tn are crazy, it’ll be like a vape called “blowurdickoffpussyfuckblaster” it’s weed AND mushrooms in a vape, and then you hit it and just get really sleepy and need to eat ice cream

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Me when I’m drunk but too horny to fall asleep without jerking off

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90s Christian rock stars really landed the lottery as far as callings from the Lord go. Jesus wants you to be rich, do cocaine, and sleep with hot women in order to further the reach of the gospel? Must be nice

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lol did a little Instagram clean up and discovered, in unsurprising fashion, that the only people I was following that used to be mutuals but were no longer following me were Exvangelicals. Some of whom I interacted with very regularly on Twitter for years. What a cunty group that became

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I’m having a dopamine crash but the dopamine was from exercising

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Therapist: you have to learn to love yourself Me: oh no worries, I do that at least twice a day

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I post therefore I am

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Me and the homies pulling up for RFKs wellness camp

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Playing a little game of “are they flirting or just being nice?” Hint: they’re never flirting

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The childishness of people my age and older being the main perpetrators of this meaningless “online trend activism” is infuriating

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I have decided that it is time for me to be more Christ like. WWJD you know? So, when you see me screaming obscenities at a fig tree just remember that I don’t really care if people think that I’m a Jesus freak.

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The globalists have tried for decades to hide from you the fact that oatmeal raisin is a superior cookie to chocolate chip. But I will fight to bring about the revolution. The tyranny of big chocolate chip is crumbling.

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Yea I got adhd Average Dick Hard Despite how it looks soft

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Self medicated and poor people to the other depressos when SSRIs are taken away

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Yall sound so dumb when you call Elon a Nazi. He’s a neo-authoritarian technocratic fascist you dopes.

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If I just keep taking any show I can get and post every day multiple times per day, I should have enough fans for a career in the next couple thousand years

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Evangelicals Modern Progressives 🤝 Art is only good if it clearly conveys my exact beliefs

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Are there people on this app that like silly stuff, or talking about anything other than the 4 talking points the CIA wants us to argue about each day?

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Just signed a waiver for my kids at the trampoline park and I gotta be honest I signed it like the Apple terms of service. Might have accidentally agreed to sell them to be child slaves for all I know. But they are quite enjoying the park.

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Even though I don’t make a lot doing comedy it still blows my mind that I make money doing comedy

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Dominos delivered on this one

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I thoroughly enjoy seeing ugly couples on Valentine’s Day. Like, damn that’s a beautiful amount of love right there. You hot couples are shallow and disgusting

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Just remembered that at one point I was very close to getting a tattoo of a pin up of my ex wife. Good Christ, that would have been rough. Happy Valentine’s Day

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You know things are going well when I’m cranking out memes

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I genuinely need some things to go fucking right soon

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Your thirties are an amazing time to still regularly do things that you learned in your twenties will make your life worse but less often and feeling bad about it before you even do it

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Being a millennial is being the only generation that one hundred percent understands why other generations hate us and yet having the most hurt feelings about being hated

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Trying to imagine a world where I have so much money that I could never work again and spend as much time with my children and friends as I like for the rest of my life but then instead dragged my 4 year old child to my government job I do just for shits n giggles

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I could go for a classic love bombing right now honestly

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Progressive philly dads have to give their gay sons the birds and the birds talk

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Starting a restaurant with a similar menu to Olive Garden but we only play smashing pumpkins over the speakers. Calling it, “Melancholy and the Infinite Soups, Salads, and Breadsticks”

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I thought being a big queer artsy lefty weirdo would isolate me from ever having days where my peers are cheering on the pope

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