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The AuDHD cosmic misfit. 🏳️‍🌈bisexual. Terminally online goblin. Possible chaos gremlin
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I want debate Jordan Peterson. He can even bring 19 more Jordan Petersons if he wants to. They can all cry together as I demand he define every word he utters, and every word he uses to define the first word, and so on. Total elapsed time until full Peterson blubbery weeping: less than 3 minutes.

How is it that Starship Troopers is Heinlein's most famous work, yet everything else he wrote is better?

I was gonna spy on the imps But then i got high I was gonna fly my ships But then i got high I was gonna trust other rebels but wont And i know whhyyy Because i got high Because i got high Because i got higggh

Americans think nothing bad will ever happen to them when something new and horrible happens to them every single day in the form of executive orders, court rulings, and laws passed.

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Toei Spider-Man Redesign recently Marvel redesigned Toei's Spider-Man and a part of me felt like it lacked the Toei flare so I whipped up this, being made of inspo from Kamen Rider and what not, the new suit isn't bad it's just not 70s Toei y'know #Spider-Man #Marvel #Toei #Art #Fanart

Our deepest condolences to the family and friends of comic book and sci-fi writer Peter David, who passed away last night following a long illness. Incredible Hulk, X-Factor, Star Trek...so many fond memories of him and his work.

It really boggles my mind why so many adults keep going to these Disney live action remakes Why not just rewatch that film you loved as a kid instead of seeing a poor and/or butchered imitation of said film? I feel like "nostalgia" as an excuse can only go so far

As well he should

Dark Souls France. So true :')

damn its cool 2 live in a society where the peaceful means of addressing grievances with power are being smashed and dismantled by the powerful, leaving the people with no tools for redress except violence 😎👍™️

"killing people is wrong" unless you're a cop, judge, healthcare ceo, military member, ice agent, or politician i.e. us killing people is wrong. them killing us is fine 🙂

Your regular reminder that the entire global economy is subject to the whipsaw whims of a person who doesn’t understand how the global economy works

When you’re surprised that a convicted felon continues to commit crimes, it’s time to face the truth. You’re an idiot.

Your semi-regular reminder that reading should be fun and that there's actually no pressure or rules that say what you should read, how quickly you should read it, or that you should slog your way through a book you don't enjoy! - Michael

I don’t say this for effect, but the whole MAGA movement is full of the most awful people. It’s a selfish and hateful movement. Then they try to convince us they are righteous and religious. They act like victims. Blame everyone but themselves for their lives. And whine.

Having the name Imagine Dragons and not being a power metal band is stolen valor.

Won’t you?

Torchwood: where the aliens are deadly, the drama’s messy, and bisexuality is basically a job requirement. 🛸💅💖 : bi.org/en/bi-media/... #torchwood #doctorwho #whovians #whoviansunite #tardis #torchwoodmemes

Tony Todd's final lines in #FinalDestinationBloodlines were unscripted — the directors asked him to speak directly to the fans (via Deadline)

I’m appalled at the extremist idea of “eat all the billionaires.” Please! Have you all lost your minds? Do you realize how disgusting they would taste?? They will serve as biofuel.

Star Trek TNG, S4E21: Worf gets really into Q-Anon and Picard has to deprogram him 9/10 once or twice a season, TNG becomes a legal drama where at trial Picard delivers an impassioned speech about morality and justice so moving that everyone present has a spiritual awakening, and it's always great

Somebody mentioned in a reply on here that NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch looks like Bib Fortuna and I can’t remember who, but know that your statement has wormed its way into my head and taken up residence.

Trump pardoning Derek Chauvin is all bread and circuses for the MAGA crowd. The state convicted him. He will not be released.

It’s the only part of the pledge that I said.

Oh absolutely! @alyankovic.bsky.social is brilliant musically and lyrically, and the fact that he’s hilarious sometimes makes people forget his level of pure creative talent. Long overdue! comhttps://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/john-mulaney-weird-al-yankovic-deserves-rock-hall-1235969863/

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